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mystic_nacho
19th September 2008, 10:56 PM
Recent article on CNN I'm sure you all saw:

http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/conditions/09/18/cellphone.sperm/index.html?iref=newssearch

The article says cell phones left in talk mode in your pocket can affect sperm quality significantly. As if nerds needed any MORE trouble breeding.

Anyway, nobody leaves there cell phone in talk mode while its in your pocket unless your using bluetooth. You do leave it in talk mode next to your head as well. If the radiation affects your "gonads" then surely its affecting other cells as well, including our brains. Obviously telling our cell phones to poll our email servers and bring in new messages every x amount of minutes while there in our pockets uses the radio as well, probably equivalent of leaving it in talk mode.

How much radiation does our Kaiser, or any pocket pc, put out compared to an ordinary cell phone?

Should we put away our fancy toys?

Discuss. :D

nufsaid
19th September 2008, 11:01 PM
Since 'no' is too short of a reply I've been forced to write this out explaining that 'no' is too short of a reply, in any case, no.

cbass
20th September 2008, 02:07 AM
Marvel has proven that radiation does anything but weaken the human body.

It explains why women just SEE me using my phone and get themselves pregnant.

ArfArf
20th September 2008, 03:29 AM
I always knew those brass ones would come in handy someday...

freekquency
20th September 2008, 03:32 AM
I belive most handsets are/can be no more then 1/2 a watt.


Mine were swimming in circles anyway. THC FTW.

pyraxiate
20th September 2008, 04:43 AM
Well, mine checks email every 5 minutes. My wife and I are 4 months along LOL. I dont think you guys have anything to worry about :P

Unless mine are just superswimmers to start with :P

cotc2001
20th September 2008, 08:41 AM
It's how buster got his
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buster_Gonad

ExiMoR
20th September 2008, 09:39 AM
=-o Really?
SO.... I will put my Kaiser to RecyclationBin
No. I'm kidding.
BTW: Do you know as phones "sending" microwaves?
So... Wih more than 2 phones you can made popcorn :-D

Dust2Dust
20th September 2008, 11:33 AM
Mine are just fine....

http://www.dailygalaxy.com/my_weblog/images/2007/12/03/sperm9.jpg

alt236
20th September 2008, 01:33 PM
Marvel has proven that radiation does anything but weaken the human body.

It explains why women just SEE me using my phone and get themselves pregnant.

Careful mate, if that ciybts as a special ability you'll probably need to get registered... (god-awful marvel humour).

kilrah
20th September 2008, 02:51 PM
I belive most handsets are/can be no more then 1/2 a watt

For GSM, 2W in the 1800MHz band, 4W in the 900MHz band.

peto01
20th September 2008, 10:56 PM
=-o Really?
SO.... I will put my Kaiser to RecyclationBin
No. I'm kidding.
BTW: Do you know as phones "sending" microwaves?
So... Wih more than 2 phones you can made popcorn :-D

popcorn??? i dont believe you. prove it.

relic120
20th September 2008, 11:55 PM
new alternative to vasectomy? I'll be sleeping with all of my phones in my pants!