Wow (possible NSFW)

[burgertime]

So I'm working on a sextoy for guys. It utilizes haptic technology. Strange where life takes us sometimes!

[robinsonsam]

Are you after beta testers? ;)

[Black93300ZX]

Um... wow. I have a great sex toy already, and it also cooks and cleans... A little too emotional sometimes, but I'm pretty sure it fucks better than any inanimate object you'll throw together. :P Hey guys....

GET A GIRLFRIEND

[P1Tater]

Wow, talk about off-topic.:eek:

[burgertime]

Are you after beta testers? ;)

LOL perhaps. You will be the first to know! Well I used to joke about it before it came in house, but now I am a bit of believer. Yes a real life girl is the best option, but this comes in a close second!

[Black93300ZX]

LOL perhaps. You will be the first to know! Well I used to joke about it before it came in house, but now I am a bit of believer. Yes a real life girl is the best option, but this comes in a close second!

says the boy who has never felt vagina...

HAHA just kidding, just kidding. This thread just leaves you open to so many burns I don't know where to start. ;-)

[TheChampJT]

Wow, talk about off-topic.:eek:

LOL! This is about as off topic as you can get in a PPC forum.

Why in the hell would you even post this?

It's a little odd.......

[Kraize]

So I'm working on a sextoy for guys. It utilizes haptic technology. Strange where life takes us sometimes!

Haptic feedback eh? I think that's already been developed LOL. It's called:
Vibrating ring condom + GF = Haptic feedback :eek: lmao.

[JimmyMcGee]

Haptic feedback eh? I think that's already been developed LOL. It's called:
Vibrating ring condom + GF = Haptic feedback :eek: lmao.

Wow, For a young'en your pretty knowledgable. :p

[Black93300ZX]

Edited myself, I forgot mods have a soft spot for comments made between Kraize and I. It was said with good intentions, I promise. :)

[Kraize]

Wow, For a young'en your pretty knowledgable. :p

Why thank you. Yes, today's generation is more perverse and they tend to have sex at a much younger age then you'd think so.

[kidnamedAlbert]

Why thank you. Yes, today's generation is more perverse and they tend to have sex at a much younger age then you'd think so.
Well then. With that said, anybody in here that's an over protected parent? if so, go check on your daughter! :p

[Kraize]

Well then. With that said, anybody in here that's an over protected parent? if so, go check on your daughter! :p

I'd agree. You may think your daughter is innocent, but unless you know her every move o.O which is kinda scary, but if you do, then you have nothing to be afraid of. I mean I'm not a man whore who goes around sleeping with all the women I can find. I stick to one :) But it would be nice if parents started to talk about this to their kids. (Mind you, I come from a place where they would never discuss or have a sex talk EVER)

[burgertime]

No child over the age of 16 is innocent. You just have to hope they aren't death penalty guilty..in context to your morals as a parent of course.

Ha, yes it is off topic. Is it anymore off topic then the bible or if your Muslim compared to mobile phones? No. Just thought I would post on it as it is very bizarre.

[Kraize]

No child over the age of 16 is innocent. You just have to hope they aren't death penalty guilty..in context to your morals as a parent of course.

Ha, yes it is off topic. Is it anymore off topic then the bible or if your Muslim compared to mobile phones? No. Just thought I would post on it as it is very bizarre.

Wait wait. Was that directed at me? lol? I'm not muslim btw :rolleyes:

[burgertime]

Lol no I was not implying that you were Muslim, just that it's no more off topic then those topics.

[Kraize]

Any update? lol :D

[hotrod101]

I have a comment; however, I think I should keep this to myself as I don't want to offend anyone. There are other forums on the net where you can talk more freely about these things and where it is more appropriate. I really don't think that it is appropriate for older adults to be discussing these things with minors anyways. Especially where it looks like this discussion will be heading.

[Kraize]

I have a comment; however, I think I should keep this to myself as I don't want to offend anyone. There are other forums on the net where you can talk more freely about these things and where it is more appropriate. I really don't think that it is appropriate for older adults to be discussing these things with minors anyways. Especially where it looks like this discussion will be heading.

*Cough* *Cough*
Discussions are totally fine as long as it doesn't lead to any revealing photos, videos, etc. I mean kids can now go to Wal-Mart and buy condoms. No one will stop you. You just have to get used to it. I understand many might be uncomfortable with that idea, but still. It's the generation gap you could say.

[Kraize]

I know you guys know where to draw the line.

I certainly do, but does everyone else? :rolleyes:

;)

[Mikulec]

I certainly do, but does everyone else? :rolleyes:

;)

Looks llike I didnt know that, sorry for the pic.:p

[Kraize]

Looks llike I didnt know that, sorry for the pic.:p

So your humorous post mysterious vanished :rolleyes:

[Ev0luti0n_]

Um... wow. I have a great sex toy already, and it also cooks and cleans... A little too emotional sometimes, but I'm pretty sure it fucks better than any inanimate object you'll throw together. :P Hey guys....

GET A GIRLFRIEND

hahahahhah :D

double that!

[Ev0luti0n_]

I have a comment; however, I think I should keep this to myself as I don't want to offend anyone. There are other forums on the net where you can talk more freely about these things and where it is more appropriate. I really don't think that it is appropriate for older adults to be discussing these things with minors anyways. Especially where it looks like this discussion will be heading.

Not to get this into an argument of some kind, but to express
my opinion: i do think that one of the major reasons for teenage pregnancys, and other sexually related diseases are because of no parents<-> children conversations on the subject!

misinformation, leads no where... :|

[TheChampJT]

Not to get this into an argument of some kind, but to express
my opinion: i do think that one of the major reasons for teenage pregnancys, and other sexually related diseases are because of no parents<-> children conversations on the subject!

misinformation, leads no where... :|

Ahhhh...the old birds and bees story.

[hotrod101]

Not to get this into an argument of some kind, but to express
my opinion: i do think that one of the major reasons for teenage pregnancys, and other sexually related diseases are because of no parents<-> children conversations on the subject!

misinformation, leads no where... :|

OK since you quoted me - I will respond to this. It is true - that if teenagers or even younger children are not educated properly by their parents or guardians or health professionals about sexuality, and risks then they could end up in trouble. Trust me I know, I am a social worker / youth counsellor (See my profile) and work with these youths (young offenders) all the time. However, having these discussions in an open forum such as this where you don't really even know who you are talking to is too risky and not at all appropriate. I don't know if you are a 13 year old girl and you don't know if the person you are talking to is a convicted sex offender looking for new prey. This discussion is heading off in all directions and isn't even talking about the tech and can easily be led off in a very bad direction. There are a lot of young members in this community so we really need to watch what we say to each other (which is not private and anybody can read what we write). This forum is not for sex education - it is for discussing technology and testing technology and making our phones cooler. Any adult talking sex with a minor (who they don't really know) might find themselves in a comprimising situation and that is a risk that should not be taken. As I said before. There are more appropriate places for these discussions. If you want to talk Smutt go to a porn site. If you want sex education - talk to your parents, teachers, doctors or social worker who knows you. If you want to talk about our phones and cool new apps for our devices, then proceed as this is the place for that discussion.

[Kraize]

Not to get this into an argument of some kind, but to express
my opinion: i do think that one of the major reasons for teenage pregnancys, and other sexually related diseases are because of no parents<-> children conversations on the subject!

misinformation, leads no where... :|

I totally disagree. I've never gotten anyone pregnant and don't plan to...until I get married. It doesn't depend on your parent <-> child talk. But more on you <-> sexual partner talk. I'm more into pills where my partner perfers as safe as possible. So pills + c****ms. (***'s so adsense does not utilize these words as mike said lol).

If you want to talk about our phones and cool new apps for our devices, then proceed as this is the place for that discussion.

Hey. Chill. This is in the off-topic section lol. Okay. I'll stop discussing that and lets get back to what the original thread was about. Bugertime! Any update? lol?

[hotrod101]

Hey. Chill. This is in the off-topic section lol. Okay. I'll stop discussing that and lets get back to what the original thread was about. Bugertime! Any update? lol?

Chill, I like that - I tell all my clients at some point while I am teaching anger management that they just need to chill sometimes. I am chilliin' I am not arguing with anyone in particular, basically, just thiking about the best interests of this forum and I don't think that any part of this thread is in the best interest of this forum.

[burgertime]

Alright I think I should jump in. Sorry if I offended anyone. However this is off topic I posted that it was possibly NSFW. This was mainly for the mods, if they found it bad they could delete it. It wasn't deleted and nothing has gotten out of hand so obviously we can discuss mature subjects in a mature way. Of course I am a bit defensive but it's whatever you know. It was just a very crazy day when I found out I would be working on that and thought some people on here might be interested. Oh well.

Oh and about the everyone around 16 not being innocent. Come on your hormones are raging and all that jazz. We've all been that age.

[Black93300ZX]

Chill, I like that - I tell all my clients at some point while I am teaching anger management that they just need to chill sometimes. I am chilliin' I am not arguing with anyone in particular, basically, just thiking about the best interests of this forum and I don't think that any part of this thread is in the best interest of this forum. It sounds to me like a big joke. Who will use their phone as a male sextoy; seriously, this is rediculous. Think about it. do you really want to smell that smell everytime you put your phone to your face to talk on it. :eek:

That's great that you don't think this thread belongs, considering a moderator has spoken in this thread and decided it's okay, that counts more. If you'd like to apply for moderation contact an administrator, until then your opinions don't decide what deserves a place in off-topic and what should be trashed.

[Black93300ZX]

Alright I think I should jump in. Sorry if I offended anyone. However this is off topic I posted that it was possibly NSFW. This was mainly for the mods, if they found it bad they could delete it. It wasn't deleted and nothing has gotten out of hand so obviously we can discuss mature subjects in a mature way. Of course I am a bit defensive but it's whatever you know. It was just a very crazy day when I found out I would be working on that and thought some people on here might be interested. Oh well.

Oh and about the everyone around 16 not being innocent. Come on your hormones are raging and all that jazz. We've all been that age.

Except Kraize, he's 15. :)

I can't say I'd use a sex toy, but I don't see a real problem with discussing some product you want to design... I'm sure whoever invented the fl3shlight was laughed at, and now making tons of money. :P

Leetspeak again so spam bots don't target, heh

[Kraize]

Except Kraize, he's 15. :)

LOL! I was about to say that I'm 15 and it's not true that everyone 16+ is innocent! LMAO. Except I'll be 16 next month ;)

P.S it's 14+ that's not innocent.

[_RMB_]

I want to be a beta tester for the twingaling thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

please count me in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im 27 and i have a 10 year old ready to rumble!!!! so let me know!!!

[Black93300ZX]

I want to be a beta tester for the twingaling thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

please count me in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im 27 and i have a 10 year old ready to rumble!!!! so let me know!!!

Um... What?

[burgertime]

I can't say I'd use a sex toy, but I don't see a real problem with discussing some product you want to design... I'm sure whoever invented the fl3shlight was laughed at, and now making tons of money. :P

Lemme get one thing straight. I'm not designing it. It's already designed. Right now I am working on programming content for it. Basically it replicates what is going on in a movie. My team basically tells the software what to do at what point during a movie. It's both amazing and kind of hilarious to see it in action stripped of it's outside shell. I have pics and video but can't really release any of them because we are still trying to keep it somewhat under wrap from competitors.

I think even if it doesn't make money it still has major implications in the industry I work in. This is the first toy I have encountered of it's kind. Looking at it, it seriously feels like messing with the Terminator arm...in relation to my industry of course.

Quote:
Originally Posted by _RMB_
I want to be a beta tester for the twingaling thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

please count me in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im 27 and i have a 10 year old ready to rumble!!!! so let me know!!!


LULZ yea I was confused by that statement too....is Ready To Rumble a toy of some sort?

[hotrod101]

That's great that you don't think this thread belongs, considering a moderator has spoken in this thread and decided it's okay, that counts more. If you'd like to apply for moderation contact an administrator, until then your opinions don't decide what deserves a place in off-topic and what should be trashed.

I don't know why you are trying to pick a fight with me; or why you are always trying to pick fights with other members or slam them for their opinions. Just look at your first posts in this thread and at your posting history. You really need to keep your rude comments to yourself (I recall that you have been warned by Mods already about this) You have no right saying that my opinion doesn't matter. We all have a voice in this forum and if there were enough members who voiced their opinions about a topic of a thread that was innapropriate, then that thread would likely get closed. (not talking about this thread in particular; however, certain discussions that might come out of this thread may be innapropriate) If we don't voice our opinions then we are truely powerless.

You are right that a moderator has already commented on this thread and gave it a green light as long as the discussion remains on the topic of the technology. Rude comments such as yours "Get a girlfriend" (See your first post in this thread) are really uncalled for. The thing is that the discussions in this thread are not centering on the technology development for the most part and it stands a good chance that it is going to get out of hand and very inappropriate.

To Burgertime; I appologize to you first off because I missunderstood what you were working on. I orriginally thought you were working on a way to make a phone into a male sextoy (strange thought indeed) Now I think that I understand that you are working on actually making a seperate device (an actualy sextoy). Good luck with that. I still don't really know why you posted this in this forum. What are you trying to get out of this? Are you looking for help with idea's, tech questions, programing questions? You kind of just blurted out what you are working on and left it open for discussion. Their is no direction to this conversation, which is why it is going off in all directions.

[Black93300ZX]

Good thing hotrod101 knows my intentions to start an argument when burgertime, the one the comment was directed towards, took it as a joke. Phew, glad we have you here, without you around things might actually go smoothly... You're the only one that took my first posts as controversial. That post about "get a girlfriend", if you think I'm seriously trying to insult burgertime, well, that's why I'm not joking around with you. I also made a comment calling burgertime a virgin, I bet you're gonna get all upset about that one too? I think it's hilarious that the one my "insults" were targeted at laughed it off as a joke, and some random nothing decided to confront me about it. LIGHTEN UP.

[burgertime]

.
To Burgertime; I appologize to you first off because I missunderstood what you were working on. I orriginally thought you were working on a way to make a phone into a male sextoy (strange thought indeed) Now I think that I understand that you are working on actually making a seperate device (an actualy sextoy). Good luck with that. I still don't really know why you posted this in this forum. What are you trying to get out of this? Are you looking for help with idea's, tech questions, programing questions? You kind of just blurted out what you are working on and left it open for discussion. Their is no direction to this conversation, which is why it is going off in all directions.


No worries mate, this is off topic. As I stated before does a post about the bible or being a certain religion have anything to do with technology? This "off topic" forum I understood as being things non WM and non technology alike. As I stated before I put a NSFW tag so that it would be known immiediately that there is some mature content being discussed.

The reason I started it is as I stated I found out I was working on this device and well it was odd and interesting. I felt that someone might find this also amusing or odd. Heck they may find it fascinating simply on a technology end! Anywho it's good to see it hasn't gotten out of hand or anything. If anyone has any questions I would be happy to answer.

[burgertime]

Good thing hotrod101 knows my intentions to start an argument when burgertime, the one the comment was directed towards, took it as a joke. Phew, glad we have you here, without you around things might actually go smoothly... You're the only one that took my first posts as controversial. That post about "get a girlfriend", if you think I'm seriously trying to insult burgertime, well, that's why I'm not joking around with you. I also made a comment calling burgertime a virgin, I bet you're gonna get all upset about that one too? I think it's hilarious that the one my "insults" were targeted at laughed it off as a joke, and some random nothing decided to confront me about it. LIGHTEN UP.


Hey! I stand by my statement when you were getting the first AT&T Pro, that your the real life Bender! I have some serious dark humor, it takes a lot to get me upset.

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j22/JasonM008/Bender.jpg

[Black93300ZX]

Hey! I stand by my statement when you were getting the first AT&T Pro, that your the real life Bender! I have some serious dark humor, it takes a lot to get me upset.


"Bender is a heavy drinker, smoker, and gambler. He also constantly steals, ranging from the petty theft of wallets to much higher crimes..." -Wikipedia

Yup, sounds about right to me haha. :P

[hotrod101]

Good thing hotrod101 knows my intentions to start an argument when burgertime, the one the comment was directed towards, took it as a joke. Phew, glad we have you here, without you around things might actually go smoothly... You're the only one that took my first posts as controversial. That post about "get a girlfriend", if you think I'm seriously trying to insult burgertime, well, that's why I'm not joking around with you. I also made a comment calling burgertime a virgin, I bet you're gonna get all upset about that one too? I think it's hilarious that the one my "insults" were targeted at laughed it off as a joke, and some random nothing decided to confront me about it. LIGHTEN UP.

This is my last response to you black93300ZX because this is going to get out of hand. I understand that you like to joke around and it's good that burgertime took your comments as a joke; however, not everyone might be as easy-going as burgertime. If you and burgertime have an understanding even greater; however, you have also made "joking" comments to others who did not appreciate your comments quite as much and you have gotten into some heated debates / arguments which resulted in bans being handed out. I do not want to get into an argument with you. * I certainly do not want either you or I to get banned) You do have some valuable knowledge and information to pass on in this forum; however, it aslo seems that you like to stir the pot and heat things up. (how many times have you been banned (2 times at least). For this reason, I will not respond to any more of your comments in this thread. I have voiced my opinion (not about the topic of this thread but about the discussions that might be had) and that's all. You may disagree with me and that is fine. I can live with that and I hope that our next conversation will be friendlier and productive.

See you around

Rod

[JimmyMcGee]

http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/2793/stopsignrd2.png


Lets keep this discussion on the naughty parts massager. ;)

[Black93300ZX]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/duty_calls.png

For the record, I've been banned 4 times that I can recall. 3 days, then 2 weeks, then a year, then permanently. Oh well. :(

And my last comment to you, rod, I have no problem with you personally but I just feel that as long as I'm not saying anything to you, you shouldn't be offended. For those all around the forum that take me seriously, heed Jimmy's stop sign... I come across as quite an asshole if you think the internet is for serial. :P

Back to topic, I actually think it's a really cool (odd, but yes, cool) idea to sync the motions of a sex toy with a video. My girlfriend told me about a toy (obviously not for guys) that plugs into your USB port and you can have someone else control it through the internets! :O

Anybody in a long distance relationship, wanna make it better? Send your girlfriend one of those and a webcam. HAHA awesome.

[burgertime]

Yea they even make one you can control with your cell phone! That is in Japan though. This thing is really freaking cool. Will it sell well? Who knows? I just think it's implications are so broad. There is no doubt it will at the least be revolutionary.

[Black93300ZX]

Yea they even make one you can control with your cell phone! That is in Japan though. This thing is really freaking cool. Will it sell well? Who knows? I just think it's implications are so broad. There is no doubt it will at the least be revolutionary.

HAHA that'd be awesome. I've seen panties with a little vibrator in the front that you can control with a remote... That seems like it'd be fun at a restaurant. ;-)

[burgertime]

Well I think that is another thing, perhaps in the future both parties can be pleased via webcam.

[Black93300ZX]

Well I think that is another thing, perhaps in the future both parties can be pleased via webcam.

I'd be far too creeped out, but to each their own. :P

I'll just keep my girlfriend by my side and leave the toys for others.

[Kraize]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/duty_calls.png

For the record, I've been banned 4 times that I can recall. 3 days, then 2 weeks, then a year, then permanently. Oh well. :(

And my last comment to you, rod, I have no problem with you personally but I just feel that as long as I'm not saying anything to you, you shouldn't be offended. For those all around the forum that take me seriously, heed Jimmy's stop sign... I come across as quite an asshole if you think the internet is for serial. :P

Back to topic, I actually think it's a really cool (odd, but yes, cool) idea to sync the motions of a sex toy with a video. My girlfriend told me about a toy (obviously not for guys) that plugs into your USB port and you can have someone else control it through the internets! :O

Anybody in a long distance relationship, wanna make it better? Send your girlfriend one of those and a webcam. HAHA awesome.

So you've been banned permanently before? lol? New account?

[Black93300ZX]

So you've been banned permanently before? lol? New account?

Same account, ban was lifted. :)

[Kraize]

Same account, ban was lifted. :)

Oh. You got lucky then eh? :)

[Black93300ZX]

Oh. You got lucky then eh? :)

*Shrug*, I don't think there was the intention of keeping me gone forever, but all I know is it said "Date ban to be lifted: Never." Anyways, let's get back on topic please.

[Kraize]

*Shrug*, I don't think there was the intention of keeping me gone forever, but all I know is it said "Date ban to be lifted: Never." Anyways, let's get back on topic please.

I'll get back on topic when burgertime gives us an update :rolleyes:

[burgertime]

Well right now we are just trying to get content ready. I think massive production will be starting at the end of October. Units I would assume would start shipping around the middle of November. Still trying to get the green light on if spy shots would be alright, it really looks interesting with the casing off and would most certainly be safe for work.

[Kraize]

Well right now we are just trying to get content ready. I think massive production will be starting at the end of October. Units I would assume would start shipping around the middle of November. Still trying to get the green light on if spy shots would be alright, it really looks interesting with the casing off and would most certainly be safe for work.

So. Just out of curiosity. Want to tell me how it works exactly? I'm suspecting it uses batteries lawl but I wouldn't know the rest.

[burgertime]

It actually doesn't use batteries, but a 19v power adapter. Then it uses normal USB/2.0. There is also a Windows Media plug in that must be installed. The major drawback is that it is by no means discreet. If you wanted to take it with you somewhere it would take up a good amount of space. It kind of feels like holding a football, though it looks nothing like a football.

The internal workings which give the pleasure (I feel creepy phrasing it like that) are two latex belts working on a track system. The best way I can explain it is to think of tank tracks. There are ridges all along the belts. The latex is extremely soft. Of course the end user will have a very very limited view of the belts. These belts however can replicate vibrating/in out/ and each belt can move counter intuitively from each other. So one belt can be moving in, while the other can move out. It also has a orifice that will contract when programmed to replicate a mouth etc. The orifice also will only contract to whatever the width inside the machine is.

[Noonski]

Will it be Compatible with my Wizard, Touch, Diamond and Pro?

That's all i want to know.

Can i preprogram how it stimulates in my OutLook agenda and sync it to my phone?


Or will it set my Phone to Do Not Disturb?


As for the whole misunderstanding before.

We all know Talking on Forums can sometimes lead to various situations where, people don't agree. It's not easy sometimes.

And it's also not easy to sometimes, as a Moderator to judge someone's intent, same would go for any other forum member.

I personally believe that Black's intent for the XDA cause in general is a good one.

And it's illogical that, to think that whatever i think, will change how other people think about each other, or that love peace and harmony will start flooding every interaction (i hope it will through this product though).

A thread like this in Of topic sometimes can be great, even if it is a serious product, a good off topic thread is good, when it gets hilarious and a bit of the chart. One day we will be able to say, hey i knew the guy that made this.

And everyone will see that my idea was stolen about the Do Not Disturb Mode Syncing to your phone. And they will read past anything that was not related to the matter of this thread.

It's still an insane product BTW.

[burgertime]

What you disagree with me???

http://library.creativecow.net/articles/wilson_tim/win-mac2/the-angry-mob.png


Ha ha hey trust me know I it is far fetched. It should be interesting where this thing goes. Might it bomb? Sure, might it blow up and be a huge selling product? Only time will tell I suppose. However I have been pushing for them to create a program to run the WMV file through a phone and out to the device mini USB style. It would though be kind of odd to have this good sized device hooked up to a mobile phone. Stranger things have happened though.

[Black93300ZX]

What you disagree with me???

http://library.creativecow.net/articles/wilson_tim/win-mac2/the-angry-mob.png


Ha ha hey trust me know I it is far fetched. It should be interesting where this thing goes. Might it bomb? Sure, might it blow up and be a huge selling product? Only time will tell I suppose. However I have been pushing for them to create a program to run the WMV file through a phone and out to the device mini USB style. It would though be kind of odd to have this good sized device hooked up to a mobile phone. Stranger things have happened though.

Hahaha, long business trip away from the misses? Hop into your hotel bed, grab your company-supplied Pocket PC, fire up some porno, hook up your toy and enjoy.

[joel2009]

akk i can say about this post is..... WEIRD

[Kraize]

hook up your toy and enjoy.

Hahaha. I got a chuckle outta that.

[Black93300ZX]

Haha yeah it's weird but who cares? I'm sure the dude on the bottom of the DP scene in the movie his toy is synced with felt a little weird too, but he got paid big bucks.

[burgertime]

lulz. We might have some DP content in the future for this device. People are such freaks, and it gets multiplied for you by 10 when you work in this industry.

[burgertime]

lol, yes the cod extension.

[Kraize]

Need update! NAO! :D

[burgertime]

Ha, well we are just chugging away at content right now. They are going to demo it this week so maybe I can get a image of the finished product.

[Kraize]

Ha, well we are just chugging away at content right now. They are going to demo it this week so maybe I can get a image of the finished product.

What I know right now:

Cost to consumer: 100$

Content cost: 1$ per minute (I'm sure it will be cheaper with certain packages)

Amount of content: Minimal at first but should grow rather quickly.

Pros:

Only thing like it on the market

Rather cheap for a toy

Appears that it will feel really really good.


Cons:

It's rather large, like I've said it's like holding a football.

It makes noise. Not super loud but loud enough it would be hard to hide if someone is hovering outside your door.

It's tied to content. Hey my company has to make money. Yes it's visually stimulating and helps the effect but not everyone is willing to buy content.

Pix? Content as in pr0n? lol? I mean does it have a external display which it directly downloads upon? ;)

[JimmyMcGee]

Pix? Content as in pr0n? lol? I mean does it have a external display which it directly downloads upon? ;)

USB - Universal Sex Bus. ;)

EDIT: PS Burgertime, If your company wants to use that in their advertising all they need to do is send me a check for $250. :D

[Kraize]

USB - Universal Sex Bus. ;)

EDIT: PS Burgertime, If your company wants to use that in their advertising all they need to do is send me a check for $250. :D

You should get that copyrighted ;)

[Noonski]

You should get that copyrighted ;)

This thread is getting to your head, what happened to your Avatar?

You applying for a content manager Job position for this new Toy?

[burgertime]

Pix? Content as in pr0n? lol? I mean does it have a external display which it directly downloads upon? ;)


Well it attaches to your computer and then you run content through your PC. So say your watching a movie we have programmed it will replicate what is happening on scene. Most movies are Point Of View Video. I have suggested in future models they put a LCD display and wifi so that you can download content directly and not have to worry about hooking it up to anything.

[Black93300ZX]

Pay by the minute? That'd make it nice and cheap for the target market... Guys who can't get any.

harrr harrrrrrr

[Black93300ZX]

You should get that copyrighted ;)

If that avatar is a picture of your girlfriend's chest, you may want to take it down so we don't all get arrested for pedophilia.

[burgertime]

Pay by the minute? That'd make it nice and cheap for the target market... Guys who can't get any.

harrr harrrrrrr

That is what we are going for!

[Kraize]

If that avatar is a picture of your girlfriend's chest, you may want to take it down so we don't all get arrested for pedophilia.

It was but I had to take it down. ATW didn't feel it was appropriate =/

[burgertime]

Speaking of taking things down Kraize, could you edit the post where you quoted me about price and other stuff? I just found out the boss man is very sensitive to information leaks. D'oh!