Always working on design projects?

[bingo1010]

THIS IS THE THREAD FOR YOU

Ready up your monitors because here I come again, with a whole new stock of web programs coming. If you purchase these computers on-line I announce. NEW PROGRAMS including mobile e-store, Miracle Maps, and Tandy Photo. Ability to coordinate via radio towers. Listen to Radio, Listen in on radios. Bluetooth, Skype, Camera Overlays, Bluehack * Satellite CE * Vista Bar & bush button blue launch. Active 30 second delay ~ Last 30 days satellite launches, their descriptions, availability info, close ups, orbital plane tracking: Trajectory of Video & music satellite, Geocaching. One Ceramic Soundtone deafener Via Skype and dampener. Echo location infrared. Microsoft Money, Metro, Extended Office Suite, AU Molecular viewer. 3D modeler, PIP software. BLACK KEYBOARD> < VISTA ELEGENCE DIALER. I WANT A CAMERA HACKS AND BETTER VOICE RECORDING, Learn to attach messages to mailbox voice greetings. Microsoft Windows7 and WINDOWS SERVER 2009. 9 email accounts. Over the web travel agency, instant qoutes: News headlines. THROUGH CBS. & TELECOM OVER BBC. Tabbed browsing. Of course oscilloscope, Sonar (This Doesn't Seem to Work). And 1000s of custom ring-tones and backgrounds. Custom icons. full file viewer.ex :p

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This is indeed the most highly sought after and sophisticated programmer in all of history.

[quicksite]

Is this a joke? I don't get it at all.

[bingo1010]

At least my phone works un-like iFonz

[quicksite]

I wasn't saying anything negative. I really truly didn't understand your post. Are you saying that you are going to be introducing a whole bunch of new apps? if so, i am happy about that. But I am not sure if it is joke due to the image, which looked like a commodore 64, this is why i asked if joke

[+ Que PPC]

I think you will come and teach us how to design in photoshop? coreldraw?
or maybe the designers Topic in off topic?... what is this for!!!! please!!!!! jajajaj lol :p :D :o sorry about that.

[bingo1010]

http://i44.tinypic.com/j0wwh3.png

Okay this is my attempt at explaining everything at once, You see there is a problem, there is wizard who controls the world day & night and he has nothing better to do than to get developers to develop new software and everyday he switches them up like gloves. He's got a block on the skyways, the metro system, atm machines. Even your phone & international communications satellites. As you may beginning to understand, that this smart-chip is controlling everything from newscasts to the ethanol boom. Nobody is anybody and the cellphone has global control. I'm merely the wizard behind the magic, why? Because I was the first to put pen to paper. Then I went to mighty mount ararat and Found Two tablet PCs but when I got down and noticed everyone was using mac to edit "Artistic Nude" photos of their wives and daughter I decended upon them with a grave vengence. And only those that are traveling in my Arc will ever be saved.

In conclusion this phone does much more than control my schedule, it controls the world. It will change history.

[N1c0_ds]

StackOverflowException

[behrouz]

*Does not compute* *initiate self-destruct sequence* *5 ... 4.... 3... 2.. 1...*

[Kraize]

God! Can you please talk in english! We live in 2008, not shakespearen time where we talk like we're the almighty god/3rd person.

Basically, what I got from that is you're going to come out with new programs for your phone which will soon allow you to dominate the world because you're a magical programmer?

[TheChampJT]

God! Can you please talk in english! We live in 2008, not shakespearen time where we talk like we're the almighty god/3rd person.

Basically, what I got from that is you're going to come out with new programs for your phone which will soon allow you to dominate the world because you're a magical programmer?

No, you've got it all wrong! He is a magic wizard who took a mighty adventure:

Then I went to mighty mount ararat and Found Two tablet PCs

Where in 2008, magic tablet PC's await for their long lost master, who then add themes and sell it.

The End.

[quicksite]

dude, you are hilarious! i love it. It's the Next Step after movie "Minority Report"... Wait, sorry, my chip is telling me I must go now to take a huge **** . Thank you for controlling everything for me, including my bowel movements. I sure hope you sound just like Samuel Jackson in Pulp Fiction -- otherwise you are, I am sorry to say, a failure. Please do not disappoint!

http://i44.tinypic.com/j0wwh3.png


In conclusion this phone does much more than control my schedule, it controls the world. It will change history.

[bingo1010]

Sorry I can't hear your retarded rap from above the tree tops

http://i44.tinypic.com/i2rmyu.png

[Kraize]

Sorry I can't hear your retarded rap from above the tree tops

http://i44.tinypic.com/i2rmyu.png

We're not trying to diss you or anything. That is the first actual post you wrote that I understood, I think >.> Can you please simply explain what you are trying to tell us? Not in code or from a businessman's view point. Are you like writing this and translating it into English?

[bingo1010]

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Oh hey check this out.

www.phillycontractorsinsurance.com
look at what I hacked on this website it looks sick on Skyfire