This is a flashable zip file which will do all of the non-radio (and non-bootloader, and non-recovery) related changes to your system files that were performed by the OTA update. If you are still semi-stock and flashed the radio images, like I did, you're still stuck on FC12, and your phone is telling you that it needs to update. Annoying. This will fix that.
When you run this, you will hopefully end up with something that looks like this:
What this is not:
This will not update your radios. If you want it to update your radios, this is not the place for you. If you have used fastboot to update your radios, this is for you.
Typical disclaimers that my attorney sister would want me to put in:
This worked for me. If it does not work for you, tough crackers. You should take a nandroid of your phone before you apply this in case it doesn't work. I tested it in TWRP 2.1.2. If it doesn't work for you in CWM, again, tough crackers. I am not responsible if this breaks your phone. I'm also not really responsible if this doesn't break your phone. This zip file is provided with no warranty, expressed or implied. I'll try to help where I can, but when the rubber meets the road, you're on your own if this goes pear-shaped.
Download this file. Flash with your preferred recovery. Enjoy.
Something didn't work:
1) Make sure you are on the latest version of CWM/TWRP. If you installed on Day 1, it is possible that you are running a toro CWM, and not a toroplus. Seeing as how this is the first thing the installer checks, it will not work if you have the VZW version installed. Rinse, repeat.
2) This will only work if you are on a stock rom. It's not for CM9, or any custom roms. Because it is implemented as a patch, if any of the files the update is trying to patch are different, the whole thing fails. This is expected behavior.
3) Send me a message.
Crap! My phone doesn't work!
I told you to make a nandroid. You should restore, then send me a message about what you did.