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Angry [HUMOUR][Galaxy S II Edition] You know you're rooted when ...

Just saw this recently gaining momentum in the GNex Thread, thought of contributing some guffawing RootNerd jokes here too!

Post a funny conclusion to the sentence.

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Originally coming up from the Epic 4G and HTC Rezound threads!

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- You know you're rooted when someone asks if rooting is like jailbreaking their iPhone and you laugh in their face.

- You know you're rooted when you spend more time on the XDA forums than with your family.

- You know your rooted when when spend more time flashing roms than using your phone.


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You know you're rooted when you flash a new ROM, set it up just the way you want, install all applications, restore all user data ... and you discover Phone.apk crashes when trying to make a call, two weeks after flashing. True story.
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You know you're rooted when you hand someone your phone and they don't know how to unlock it. LOL! (True Story)
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You know you're rooted when your girlfriend looks in your messages and gets suspicious cause you have none.

You know you're rooted when your girlfriend can't get hold of you for an hour because you're in recovery.. and she becomes suspicious

(Hell True Story, happens wimme! )
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You know you're rooted when Chuck Norris round house kicks your face when reading his facts through an app.
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Was reading this thread in nexus section now lol
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Was reading this thread in nexus section now lol
Just saw it in the morning ... thought of making one for us ASAP!

Well, here is another one

You know you're rooted if you have any emotional feeling when you feel the boot animation vibration

^^ ROFLMAO!
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you know you are rooted when you're mum catches you being a naughty boy while you watch porn on your S2

EDIT: this is fun hehe

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