L-ready seems to be the deal, the rest are kind of shoddy one way or another.
Nokia 5110 (Battery Died) -> Nokia 6030 (Below the Elizabeth Bridge in the Danube) -> Motorola C140 (Dead Mainboard) -> Vodafone (Alcatel) 331 (Lost) -> Samsung E1190 (Snapped In Half) -> Samsung S2530 (Hardbricked, Disposed) -> Samsung GT-S5570 (Backup) -> Samsung GT-S5660 (Sold) -> Nokia C2-02 (Sold) -> Samsung GT-I8150 (Flawless!)
H/W Rev. 0x08, LCD Rev. 0x02
Currently using: XXLMI (XEU) / ClockWorkMod 18.104.22.168 / CyanogenMod 11 (2014/09/10) / Stock Kernel (3.4.103+396MB)