Bought a new dock at Best Buy. Jerks rang it up at $199, had to have them price match their own stupid website.
It's a B60 revision. Plugged it into the tablet when I got home and plugged them into the wall. The keyboard test PASSES!!!! I'm so happy!
But then I touched the Touchpad and it woke up, so I got concerned...
Then I rebooted it to install the Battery Widget and now neither the keyboard nor the touchpad wakes it up.
I'm so happy. If the battery drain issues are truly fixed, this is going to be the best product I've ever owned.
(just fyi, I have a B40 revision Tablet with no problems besides a minor amount of Light Bleed)
Good luck to everyone doing an RMA!