Default Ode to the Noob

I wish to start another thread,
on a subject for which I have not read.

Search man! Search man! That's what they advise.
Oh, I'll ask the same question again, I'm not so wise.

An ICS leak is what I seek,
for I must flash-- I am a geek.

Super Brick Bug, I am aware.
You're really nothing more than an ebola scare.

ClockworkMod, ODEX, ODIN, and brick.
These are all terms for which I don't know a lick.

There is hope, noob, for you too will someday say:
There can be only one! It is the right way.