Default What does your girlfriend(wife/bf/hubby )say exactly when you are on XDA too long?

I have this problem..when I am on XDA too long my gf says (shouts) this EXACTLY to me EVERY time :

"BAAAAABBBBBEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

or

"You were on for THREEEEEEEE hours yesterday!"

jus curious what does your gf(wife/hubby/bf) say? exactly? same thing or different every time?
 
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