You know you're rooted when your homepage on your work computer is xda, your splash screen is the official xda animation, your browser history only contains xda and the xda app is at the top of the "recent applications" section in golauncher ex.
You know you're rooted when your wife or girlfriend is asking to sext, but you say you can't because you're mms doesn't work.
You know you're rooted when you laugh at the battery and cpu specifications, saying my modified kernal blows all of that stuff away.
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