THE ORIGINAL Bacon Talk...Strictly Bacon

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Wulamoc

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They may take our lives, but they will never take.....OUR BAAAAAACCCCOOOOONNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!


if you were just thinking "oh we should do a bunch of movie lines with bacon in them" then this post is for you!!! haha

While we are on the topic of movies... has anyone else wondered if it was BACON that was in Marsellus Wallace's briefcase... Because, I honestly don't know what else could have been so important!
 

alousyhero

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I actually eat mainly turkey bacon anymore. It's got less sodium, calories, and is slightly healthier. But this is mainly because I have a few health problems.

Damn you liver! I want my beer and bacon back!

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cwhitney24

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I actually eat mainly turkey bacon anymore. It's got less sodium, calories, and is slightly healthier. But this is mainly because I have a few health problems.

Damn you liver! I want my beer and bacon back!

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Well...its allowed only if you have health problems and a doctor prescribes Turkey bacon to you...so your OK. You are forgiven.

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I got your 10 char right here

Rocking bacon...ics style
 
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I just got done cooking 4lbs of bacon for my wife and Kidd for dinner. It was soo good. We made blt's and Bacon hamburgers. We still have 4lbs more bacon in the fridge for tomorrow. :D:D:D:D

Sent from Mel free of bobbies and loaded with bacon grease!
 
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Wulamoc

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I just need to get this off my chest... Bacon is terrible... I hate bacon. I've been pretending to like bacon in front of my family for years, but I hate it.













Or it's April 1st.

(I feel dirty even for pretending not to like bacon)
 

Wulamoc

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Work.
Traffic.
Family.
All a waste of my precious time.
Every minute I spend away from my porcine mistress, agony.
The experience of the human condition is merely what one must endure between bacons.
I am Schrödinger’s diner, caught in a superposition of states, always simultaneously eating bacon, and not.

I dance the pork belly ballet.

She calls to me, my pancetta princess.

She calls to me, from beyond the vegetable veil.

I hear her. I long for her salty, smoky embrace.
To live without bacon, is not to live.

I love you, bacon.

-this is the winner of the 2012 baconfest poetry contest
 
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    Ok...everyone I am Chris. I am a bacon addict. People here on xda have come to know me as the Bacon Pope. This thread started as a way to have a place for people to come to relax in the Inspire 4G threads...but it has gone so much farther now. Look through these pages and find SO much bacon!

    In this thread we will allow all this bacon...and nothing else. Bacon was a gift handed down to us by the bacon gods and should not be taken lightly. We must harness its awesome power.


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    The Bacon Commandments:

    1: You may have other gods, but Bacon should always be the awesomest one you believe.
    2: Thou shalt not consume imitation Bacon.
    3: Thou shalt spread the word of Bacon to all.
    4: Thou shalt not consider Bacon on the same level as any other food, as it is above all.
    5: Thou shalt not think of a pig as a pig...but as growing bacon.
    6: You shall not leave Bacon at your plate, eat it all.
    7: More to come...



    Recipe of the week

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    Bacon Explosion WITH CHEESE

    Things you will need are:

    2 pounds of thick cut style bacon (2 packages)
    2 pounds of sausage
    Your Favorite BBQ sauce
    Your Favorite pork rub seasoning
    Pepperoni (Deli sliced thin)
    Prosciutto (Deli sliced thin)
    Capiccola Ham (Deli sliced thin)
    Velveeta Cheese
    Jalapenos (Diced Marinated)


    For this one I am just going to link the directions. I could type the directions but the site has some great pics to guide you. ENJOY! I made one of these last summer and...wow...amazing!

    http://www.gourmetfoodgarden.com/wordpress/how-to-build-a-better-bacon-explosion/

    ENJOY


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    I am a proud member of PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals
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    I've been throwing around the idea of getting a tattoo and I want to get bacon on my stomach. Accordingly I asked the girlfriend if she would kindly get a grill surface tattooed on her stomach so when we, ya know, I can ask her if she wants to make bacon instead of love. She respectfully asked me sleep on the couch. damn.
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    Spreading the bacon love this morning.



    sent from my Galaxy Nexus while eating bacon
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    I just found out that flappjaxxx is a member of PETA and also is a vegetarian!!! BURN HIM!!!

    I am a member of peta...the people for eating tasty animals!

    I got your 10 char right here

    Rocking Abso bacon...ics style