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mariod1269

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after putting JFRC33 on my phone it told me to kick my dog i did so and now my dog doesnt like me i asked JF to help and he didn't

my previous post was a joke, but this time i'm serious...i'm having the complete opposite problem as you. after putting JFRC33 on my phone, my steelers won their sixth superbowl. i received an SMS from jesus freke with random numbers in it. i played those numbers in the lottery and i won $250 million! also, my jeep was having engine troubles and i plugged my rooted G1 into the cigarette lighter charger and now my jeep runs like she's brand new. i also noticed that after talking on my G1, the acne on the left side of my face (the side the G1 is on when i talk) cleared up after just one conversation. and whenever i whip out my JFRC33 rooted G1, hot girls come from miles around just to throw themselves at me.
jesus freke...you sir are a life changer!
 

Jevans46320

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my previous post was a joke, but this time i'm serious...i'm having the complete opposite problem as you. after putting JFRC33 on my phone, my steelers won their sixth superbowl. i received an SMS from jesus freke with random numbers in it. i played those numbers in the lottery and i won $250 million! also, my jeep was having engine troubles and i plugged my rooted G1 into the cigarette lighter charger and now my jeep runs like she's brand new. i also noticed that after talking on my G1, the acne on the left side of my face (the side the G1 is on when i talk) cleared up after just one conversation. and whenever i whip out my JFRC33 rooted G1, hot girls come from miles around just to throw themselves at me.
jesus freke...you sir are a life changer!

this made me lol :D
 

inpherno3

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If he does try and quit we are just going to kidnap him and use him as slave labor so its in his best interest to just stick around. I mean ****, can you even imagine where we would be without him?! There are some other rising stars in this community but no one can replace JesusFreke.

yea... someone else would have done it and we would be considering him as the "messiah" as you all are saying
 

Binary100100

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I heard there is a world outside of xda-developers and he was going there for a while. I know! I couldn't believe it either! :eek:
 

wm1

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Did you know...

Did you know that googling him brings up 10,600 posts?...wow...and there is a jesusfreke.com...From some of the pics on his sites, maybe he does have hobbies besides opening Android for the rest of us.
 

lilbucky

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google is god and android is his prophet, rejoice as the lord has sent his prophet to dwell among us simpletons :)
i just thought as long as we're talking about messaihas
 
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xdavidn88

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Mar 13, 2009
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The T-Mobile G1 is called the HTC Dream because JesusFreke had a dream and told Google to name it that.
 
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There's a reason JesusFreke hasn't made a cupcake ROM. If he's gonna have any kind of cake, it better damn well be a full sheet.

EDIT: JesusFreke recently made a new ROM update that one of the heads of Google used. It was called CADIE.

EDIT EDIT: The upcoming movie "Terminator: Salvation" is actually a true prediction of the future, only instead of skynet it will be called JF2.0
 
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xdavidn88

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Google was planning on releasing cupcake but they had to get JesusFreke's approval. JesusFreke said 'cupcake? get this **** out of my face. Put more **** into it and release it as a pie.'
 

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    The T-Mobile G1 is called the HTC Dream because JesusFreke had a dream and told Google to name it that.