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First what you wanna do is cut the head and hang it upside down old testimont style... and let the juice ozzz out of it.. and put it in a jar. Before you do that u wanna take the skin off and sell it up the street to good ole' billy "shoe maker" Macintosh. What he does is he will shine it up real nicely, turn it sideways and stick it straight up!...... on his favorite pair of boots..... hell then Wear em out for about a week or two.. then with the goat blood in a jar sell it to miss cleo....patra and what she does is make her favorite incense "horse pee juice" with a squeeze of half with two thirds and a split quarter dozen fourths of lemon wedges. Genlty pouring and stirring is what she allways says.
Then you make yourself a bon fire...
Ohhhh but not your average bon fire, first you must get sticks of bambo from an actual pandas mouth...
Second you will need to go to wonderland... ask for a fat cat named fatty fat fat.. and he will appear faster then you can say elleventyseventyeightytwoandanickleberrybluetreetwig! Then grab his whisker... ohh not just any whisker. You need to reach he left side whisker two wiskers down while holding your right hand up and your left hand covering you eye sockets...
Last but not least... climb the moutains and dust through the desert storms.. and during your journey you see a man who looks like the guy from assassins creed... he will tell you" who loves orange soda?"... and respond with these exact words....
"Kel loves orange soda" then he will present you a key that opens the bottom of lake Minnetonka!... only to find................wait for it....................
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I thought ide share my steps on how to get wifi on asop for now