You now your rooted when your wife goes to bed alone every night!
You know you're rooted when you have pets named "Superuser" and "Busybox".
You now your rooted when your wife goes to bed alone every night!
You now your rooted when your wife goes to bed alone every night!
That's cold man, I'd never send my wife to bed alone at night ... I mean, she complains that the laptop and phone screens are to bright for her to sleep, but that's her problem!
You know you're rooted when someone says kernel, and you don't think popcorn. EVER.
You know you're rooted when.. You see this hot chick, you approach her, conversing a few words, showing interest. You insist that she should have your number, she whips out an iPhone from her purse to take your number. You then tell her that you just forgot that you hadn't paid your phone bill and won't be on for a while, you apologize and walk away.
.: Swyped from my Samsung Galaxy S II™ Epic™ 4G Touch ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ :.
You know you're rooted if you spend more time in recovery than Robert Downy Jr.
You know your rooted when you flash something in cwm at work and soft brick so you lite to your boss so you can leave early to access Odin at home
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