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Funny thing, the ultimate fun thread.

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23rd February 2012, 11:12 PM   |  #11  
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From 9gag, but so true.
24th February 2012, 02:49 AM   |  #12  
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i found this hysterical:P http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress...untitled23.jpg
24th February 2012, 03:35 PM   |  #13  
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i found this hysterical:P http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress...untitled23.jpg

Hahaha! It all makes sense now (referring to modern rap artists).
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26th February 2012, 10:38 AM   |  #14  
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if condoms had sponsors

and my joke of the day

Rooster

A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster. As soon as he brings him home, the young rooster rushes and screws all 150 of the farmers hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunchtime, the young rooster again screws all 150 hens. The farmer is not just impressed anymore,he is worried. Next morning,not only is the rooster screwing the hens but he is screwing the turkeys,ducks even the cow. Later farmer looks out into the barnyard and finds the rooster stretched out, limp as a rag, his eyes closed, dead and vultures circling overhead. The farmer runs out, looks down at the young roosters limp body and says: "You deserved it, you horny bastard!" And the young rooster opens one eye, points up at the vultures with his wing, and says, Shhhh!,they are about to land."
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OK so there is a blonde female lawyer, and she's thinking of getting a new car. Now everyone else she works with all drive BMW's so she decides to get a mercadies (can't spell ) so she goes to the dealers and sees a lovely convert able and buys it on the spot. Wanting to test the car out she goes for a drive in the country side. After a while the car breaks down, so, knowing nothing about cars she calls the rac. After half an hour a grumpy man arrives and tells her to pop the bonnet. 10 minutes later he tells her to start it up, and it roars into life! Impressed the blonde says "what was wrong, what can I do to fix it?" And the man mumbles "oh.. just **** in the air intake." And she replys "how often should I do that?"

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ok so there is a blonde female lawyer, and she's thinking of getting a new car. Now everyone else she works with all drive bmw's so she decides to get a mercadies (can't spell :d) so she goes to the dealers and sees a lovely convert able and buys it on the spot. Wanting to test the car out she goes for a drive in the country side. After a while the car breaks down, so, knowing nothing about cars she calls the rac. After half an hour a grumpy man arrives and tells her to pop the bonnet. 10 minutes later he tells her to start it up, and it roars into life! Impressed the blonde says "what was wrong, what can i do to fix it?" and the man mumbles "oh.. Just **** in the air intake." and she replys "how often should i do that?" :d:d:d

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hahahaha

here's one, so true


A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."

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Lmao the people I work with found that well funny

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Making copies of that to post in the local clubs
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Joke: This thread died just when it was about to born !!!
21st April 2012, 12:35 AM   |  #20  
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Joke: This thread died just when it was about to born !!!

Its sad because what you wrote is a fact, shame, though

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