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THE ORIGINAL Bacon Talk...Strictly Bacon

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24th May 2012, 02:50 PM   |  #471  
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A Turkey product can only be called Turkey Bacon if you have a doctors excuse. Due to your health your health I, the Bacon Pope, grant you permission. Enjoy!

I will second the decision. Although, even granted a "bacon blasphemy" exception, the person must understand, that when serving guests, an announcement must be made to the guests beforehand, stating the fact that what is being served is not natural bacon.
24th May 2012, 03:00 PM   |  #472  
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I will second the decision. Although, even granted a "bacon blasphemy" exception, the person must understand, that when serving guests, an announcement must be made to the guests beforehand, stating the fact that what is being served is not natural bacon.

O indeed. No tricking guests with fake Bacon.



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25th May 2012, 03:18 PM   |  #473  
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Oh bacon, where for art thou? And why the he'll did my wife run out?

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25th May 2012, 05:57 PM   |  #474  
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Oh bacon, where for art thou? And why the he'll did my wife run out?

Because "I" have the bacon Honey Cured Smoked....

And it time for the Bacon High Council to hold quarterly meetings. And this year, they will be held in Smithfield VA. The origin of Honey Cured Smoked Bacon.. In honor of 237 yrs of honey smoked goodness.

http://www.smithfieldhams.com/category/bacon

Yes, I have had the honor, one time, many many foggy moons ago, to slide the golden slice of HCSB across my tongue, from the masters of this godliness fried goodness. From the smokehouse, to my palate, direct from the masters. A delight most can only dream of. And yes, they gave me the golden honor, bestowed upon the very few, to actually cut the slice....

An eternal memory...
30th May 2012, 05:59 AM   |  #475  
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Although turkey bacon is acceptable under medical supervision, tofu bacon is not acceptable under any circumstances. Tofu is an abomination to all carnivores.

That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.

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30th May 2012, 09:57 AM   |  #476  
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Where's the recipes?
30th May 2012, 01:47 PM   |  #477  
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I'm sorry, I have been slacking...

I will update the op this week. Anyone who wants to submit a recipe please PM me.



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30th May 2012, 04:31 PM   |  #478  
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Although turkey bacon is acceptable under medical supervision, tofu bacon is not acceptable under any circumstances. Tofu is an abomination to all carnivores.

That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.

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Amen to that!
Why decide not to eat meat and then want other stuff to taste like it is?
30th May 2012, 10:36 PM   |  #479  
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Oh heck, I was trying to write the recipe for you guys but the translation was too difficult.

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I'm new to the site, rooted my inspire yesterday. But this was the first thread that caught my eye.
And bacon is amazing. Thick cut, crispy, on toast.... nuff said.

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