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View Poll Results: Best new name for the Asylum migrators
Leave it "Asylum" 19 51.35%
"The Departed" 12 32.43%
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All of it 7 18.92%
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[Ω] asylum community off-topic - the last resort [Ω]

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23rd February 2013, 10:58 PM   |  #1031  
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Re: [Ω] asylum community off-topic - the last resort [Ω]
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Hurt my knee while playing football let's see what the orthopedist says and how much I'll have to wait to play again.
@BB and Chas Salut!

Again? Told you sport wasn't good...

Life of a dev is hard.
At work you have to deal with users asking useless features or sying things like "the app doesn't work, this button says 'a' and it should be 'b'"
At home you have to deal with phrases like "tired? You work sitting!"
At forums you have to deal with noobs saying nonsense
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But we like and enjoy deving...so we'll keep on wasting hours in front of the screen, shouldn't we?

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23rd February 2013, 11:34 PM   |  #1032  
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Man with Gun goes in bank & demands ..

Once he is given money, he turns to a lady & asks, 'Did you see me rob bank?

Lady : 'Yes, I did'....

... Robber shot her in the head.

He turned to a couple & askd d man 'Did you see me rob d bank?'

Man said 'No sir, but my wife did...

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Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pr0nographic magazines."

"What did you do?" the other nuns asked.

"Well, of course I threw them in the trash."......

The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of c0nd0ms!"

"Oh my!" gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?" they asked. "I poked holes in all of them!" she replied.

The third nun fainted
24th February 2013, 12:18 AM   |  #1033  
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Re: [Ω] asylum community off-topic - the last resort [Ω]
Well last time was my foot but i guess pain is pain.

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24th February 2013, 05:55 AM   |  #1034  
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Re: [Ω] asylum community off-topic - the last resort [Ω]
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Well last time was my foot but i guess pain is pain.

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Hope nothing serious....sport can hurt you....
Good moaning......
24th February 2013, 08:43 AM   |  #1035  
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Hope nothing serious....sport can hurt you....
Good moaning......

Good morning Galactic Warrior.

In Germany it's a common phrase that Winston Churchill said "No sports", as he was asked how he reached his age... Not proven.

XXLSZ ist still running fine. eybee (and others) did a good job.

One thing is common to the CM-side: The amount of lazy idi**ts is the same - or even more?

Need some pr0n...

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24th February 2013, 11:33 AM   |  #1036  
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One thing is common to the CM-side: The amount of lazy idi**ts is the same - or even more?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gOgWPraoSO...id-people1.jpg

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24th February 2013, 11:41 AM   |  #1037  
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Nice idea. But won't work. Cause the people you like to adress don't read.

We need somthing this way:

24th February 2013, 12:21 PM   |  #1038  
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Nice idea. But won't work. Cause the people you like to adress don't read.

We need somthing this way:

I remember it from District 9

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@Corininha...did you fix your Note...
24th February 2013, 12:35 PM   |  #1039  
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Re: [Ω] asylum community off-topic - the last resort [Ω]
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Nice idea. But won't work. Cause the people you like to adress don't read.

We need somthing this way:

Nice pic but won't work as well. Most people are convinced of themselves being smart and handsome. (in Bavarian :brunzbieselbleed)


Unrelated, just visited Mr. Aufhocka but his wife (des Wei) was there so no interesting discussions about his sexual preferences (notgeil).

Lots of work and snow today, sigh. I even saw a cyclist. What a Sunday.
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Take care of you my dear.

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Liegt der alte, notgeile Bauer.

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