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[Ω] asylum community off-topic - the last resort [Ω]

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Hurt my knee while playing football let's see what the orthopedist says and how much I'll have to wait to play again.
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Again? Told you sport wasn't good...

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Well last time was my foot but i guess pain is pain.

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Well last time was my foot but i guess pain is pain.

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Hope nothing serious....sport can hurt you....
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Hope nothing serious....sport can hurt you....
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Good morning Galactic Warrior.

In Germany it's a common phrase that Winston Churchill said "No sports", as he was asked how he reached his age... Not proven.

XXLSZ ist still running fine. eybee (and others) did a good job.

One thing is common to the CM-side: The amount of lazy idi**ts is the same - or even more?

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One thing is common to the CM-side: The amount of lazy idi**ts is the same - or even more?
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Nice idea. But won't work. Cause the people you like to adress don't read.

We need somthing this way:



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Nice idea. But won't work. Cause the people you like to adress don't read.

We need somthing this way:

I remember it from District 9

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Nice idea. But won't work. Cause the people you like to adress don't read.

We need somthing this way:

Nice pic but won't work as well. Most people are convinced of themselves being smart and handsome. (in Bavarian :brunzbieselbleed)


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