If anyone here has solutions to all the crap talk I started with, that'd be great... I also forgot to mention the ever-so annoying Samsung keyboard auto-correct bug That Insists On Making Your Sentences Look Like This, or PERHAPS SOMETHING LIKE THIS. Additionally for some reason my swype (aka that blue line thingy) likes to trigger when I don't want it to.
Overall, I give the GN3 3 or 3.5 stars out of 5. I would recommend it, except the GS5 is out-ish (ish meaning that if you pre-ordered like I did you should have it now, bonus points if they get lazy with sending the shipping info and you put the tracking number in your UPS tracker and it turns out you're getting it TODAY, otherwise you'll have to wait till the 10th like everyone else..)