1) Please don't cross-post. You asked this in another forum as well.
2) Please read the forum rules, especially the #1 rule about searching before posting. The answer to this question is quite obvious with only trivial research, as it has been asked many times before.
3) No. Not any more than you can install OS X on an iPad... *eye roll*
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