Unhappy Atedeu any

Hiya People I hope somebody can help me!

Im trying to screen record on my android tablet but the only ways I know how to is scree o matic - problem there is it says 'I need to enable JAVA' Which im finding it impossible to enable -does anyone have any suggestions for that?

Second of all I think I know how to do it by ROOTING the tablet but i'm also finding it very difficult to Connect my tablet to Laptop VIA Usb cable (Male to Male) as my laptop doesn't pick anything up. (its not my USB drives as they work well with phones etc...

Someone please help!!!!!!