For some time now that I'm making my own custom GlaDOS notifications sounds and ringtones.
I decided to share them to you, and even do a "on request" custom sounds.
You can see them in my Zedge account.
>> GlaDOS sounds:
GlaDOS saying: "Your phone is now connected and charging the battery"
GlaDOS saying: "Battery fully charged"
GlaDOS saying: "Oh no... You lost connection to the LTE network. How sad."
GlaDOS saying: "Battery discharging"
GlaDOS saying: "Hoo, you connected the cable. Now your battery isn't going to die. I was hoping one of you would. Too bad..."
GlaDOS saying: "Hello... is anyone there? Could you come over here and pickup the phone! Someone is calling you."
GlaDOS saying: "Battery charging!"
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GlaDOS saying: "Battery fully charged! Please disconnect the charger.
GlaDOS saying: "WARNING! Battery overheating "
GlaDOS saying: "Ho dear. You disconnected the cable. Now your battery is going to die, unlike you did. Too bad. "
GlaDOS saying: "You have new messages"
GlaDOS saying: "Hello. You have new messages"
GlaDOS saying: "Your battery is fully charged. Its going to take some time until it dies. You could kill yourself if you want. I know I do.
At least something dies has we wait for the battery to be depleted. That would be great. "
GlaDOS saying: "You are now connected to LTE network. Isn't this fun. Me telling you about connection changes. It's as if we were friends again. How nice."
GlaDOS saying: "You have new e-mails"
GlaDOS saying: "Hello, you have new e-mails.
GlaDOS saying: "You have a text message. Please acknowledge it. Are your fat little fingers unable to utilize the buttons of your cell phone. I could sever them for you. Honestly. It would only take a moment.
An incision here and there, and you would have a brand new hand, or none. It would make "no difference", "really", has you are so useless with your "current hands". Maybe with "no hands at all" you are more efficient
"picking up" your phone, and "reading" your messages. Have you tried using your "feet"."
GlaDOS saying: "Battery at 15%"
GlaDOS saying: "Battery at 20%"
GlaDOS saying: "Battery at 30%"
GlaDOS saying: "This is a "phone call"... I'm making a noise here, pick me up... If you don't, i'll send it straight to voice mail... It could be important... That was a joke, haha, fat chance...
It seems that you have no more friends, besides me."
GlaDOS saying: "Hello, are you there? Someone is calling you! Are you going to answer? Please answer the phone. Do you want some cake? The cake isn't a lie! It's so delicious and moist."
GlaDOS saying: "Battery at critical levels."
GlaDOS saying: "WARNING! Battery at critical levels."
GlaDOS saying: "Battery at critical levels. Charge your phone you monster."
GlaDOS saying: "Battery at critical levels. 5% remaining."
GlaDOS saying: "You received an e-mail from "FAST JIBRISH... Ho, was I to fast for you... Kill yourself and i will say again slowly, you monster."
GlaDOS saying: "Hello. Your battery is charging! Sorry about... you know... me trying to kill you! Do you want some cake?"
If you want your own GlaDOS notification sounds, send me the "text" or a recording of your voice.