[CUSTOM SOUNDS] GlaDOS sounds
For some time now that I'm making my own custom GlaDOS notifications sounds and ringtones.
I decided to share them to you, and even do a "on request"
You can see them in my Zedge
>> GlaDOS sounds:
"Your phone is now connected and charging the battery"
"Battery fully charged"
"Oh no... You lost connection to the LTE network. How sad."
"Hoo, you connected the cable. Now your battery isn't going to die. I was hoping one of you would. Too bad..."
"Hello... is anyone there? Could you come over here and pickup the phone! Someone is calling you."
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"Battery fully charged! Please disconnect the charger.
"WARNING! Battery overheating "
"Ho dear. You disconnected the cable. Now your battery is going to die, unlike you did. Too bad. "
"You have new messages"
"Hello. You have new messages"
"Your battery is fully charged. Its going to take some time until it dies. You could kill yourself if you want. I know I do.
At least something dies has we wait for the battery to be depleted. That would be great. "
"You are now connected to LTE network. Isn't this fun. Me telling you about connection changes. It's as if we were friends again. How nice."
"You have new e-mails"
"Hello, you have new e-mails.
"You have a text message. Please acknowledge it. Are your fat little fingers unable to utilize the buttons of your cell phone. I could sever them for you. Honestly. It would only take a moment.
An incision here and there, and you would have a brand new hand, or none. It would make "no difference", "really", has you are so useless with your "current hands". Maybe with "no hands at all" you are more efficient
"picking up" your phone, and "reading" your messages. Have you tried using your "feet"."
"Battery at 15%"
"Battery at 20%"
"Battery at 30%"
"This is a "phone call"... I'm making a noise here, pick me up... If you don't, i'll send it straight to voice mail... It could be important... That was a joke, haha, fat chance...
It seems that you have no more friends, besides me."
"Hello, are you there? Someone is calling you! Are you going to answer? Please answer the phone. Do you want some cake? The cake isn't a lie! It's so delicious and moist."
"Battery at critical levels."
"WARNING! Battery at critical levels."
"Battery at critical levels. Charge your phone you monster."
"Battery at critical levels. 5% remaining."
"You received an e-mail from "FAST JIBRISH... Ho, was I to fast for you... Kill yourself and i will say again slowly, you monster."
"Hello. Your battery is charging! Sorry about... you know... me trying to kill you! Do you want some cake?"
If you want your own GlaDOS notification sounds, send me the "text" or a recording of your voice.