[HUMOR][EPIC 4G TOUCH EDITION] You know you're rooted when..

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dberend

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Dec 14, 2010
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You know you're rooted when your girlfriend doesn't understand why you spend so much time "fixing" a brand new phone.

Definitely me.

You know you're rooted when you have played the same levels of "where's my water" 50 times because you keep forgetting titanium backup is on internal memory when you format everything.

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You know you're rooted when.. Your gf gives up waiting for you to come to bed when you tell her, "I just have to do one little thing that will only take a few minutes" to your phone because she knows it's going to be at least an hour..

.: Swyped from my Samsung Galaxy S II™ Epic™ 4G Touch ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ :.
 
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master acehole

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You know your rooted when you brick the only mobile device to call people and your car breaks down with the companies lunch -_-
 

likeurface

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You know you're rooted when you spend so much time on XDA that you realize it's 1:30am on a weekday and you have 3 tests in 6 hours....this is not a fun position to be in

Expecting the worst so the best is better
 
You know you're rooted when.. You see this hot chick, you approach her, conversing a few words, showing interest. You insist that she should have your number, she whips out an iPhone from her purse to take your number. You then tell her that you just forgot that you hadn't paid your phone bill and won't be on for a while, you apologize and walk away.

.: Swyped from my Samsung Galaxy S II™ Epic™ 4G Touch ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ :.
 
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Wizard Knight

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Apr 24, 2010
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You know your rooted when you flash something in cwm at work and soft brick so you lite to your boss so you can leave early to access Odin at home

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you know you're rooted when you've waited for your boss to leave work, remoted into your home computer (risking being fired in the process) so you can install odin on your work PC
 

Kebetz

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Jan 4, 2012
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That's fantastic.

You know your rooted when your work colleague drops his phone on your desk and says "DUDE I don't care what you do...just make sure my gf can't spy on my phone anymore"

^That's just too funny^



You know you're rooted when your friend looks at you and says "I dread the day you own a house, you'll always be tearing down the walls for no apparent reason.."
 
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Zoheb318

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You know you're rooted when hearing sextape doesn't give you a chubby

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