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Hey Q! Lucky us, eh?
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Very well actually.
And drunk as hell. That 1.75L bottle of Capt Morgan was soo tasty.
Hahahahahaha, yeah he is.
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Getting banned makes your chances here slimmer than they already were.
"Don't listen to Jascek, he's Amish." - LordManhattan
It was only a tiny ban for a small offense...
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I posted a link a couple times and was talking about it. Wasn't like I did anything worth more than the one day given to me
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Don't beg. Its a sign of weakness.
"Don't listen to Jascek, he's Amish." - LordManhattan
Don't beg. Its a sign of weakness.
"Don't listen to Jascek, he's Amish." - LordManhattan
Very good advice if you ever get locked up Meph...
Don't beg. Its a sign of weakness.
"Don't listen to Jascek, he's Amish." - LordManhattan
You know what else is a sign of weakness? Being Meph.
It takes me half an hour to read around 750+ subscribed threads, (only 15-20 get serious bumps in the night)
And another half to read just this thread!
Greatness
"By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you, Man and Knife"
So I should stop sharpening my machete then, great, thanks. Sad now.
"Don't listen to Jascek, he's Amish." - LordManhattan
Rules of jail:
NEVER sit on someone else's bed unless invited, and if so, sit at the ass end, not where they rest their head at night
No cutting in the food line
No going through the food line twice
Let the people in there longer than you control the tv
Be careful not to injure your nutsack getting off your rack
NEVER press the button to alert the guards
Always scope out who's leaving soon, to trade your mattress and maybe get an extra blanket, and better bunk
NEVER back down from ANYONE no matter the consequences
NEVER sit on someone else's bed unless invited, and if so, sit at the ass end, not where they rest their head at night
No cutting in the food line
No going through the food line twice
Let the people in there longer than you control the tv
Be careful not to injure your nutsack getting off your rack
NEVER press the button to alert the guards
Always scope out who's leaving soon, to trade your mattress and maybe get an extra blanket, and better bunk
NEVER back down from ANYONE no matter the consequences
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Hahahaha, Skinny you know I wouldn't kill you, you enjoy alcohol too much and that is a good thing in my book.
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And NEVER drop the soap.
No no! I was gonna help you with a.cid!
"Don't listen to Jascek, he's Amish." - LordManhattan
But I said a.cid amuses me, he will be allowed to live.
I was gonna bro hug you first though...does that change anything?
"Don't listen to Jascek, he's Amish." - LordManhattan
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Don: Dexter93
Consigliere: Husam666
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Capo Bastone: MacaronyMax
Caporegimes:
1. htc fan89 2. Phistachio 3. jeallen0
Special Positions:
Birdy bomber: Snowflake
El M1: T.C.P
Señor Drunk Wrangler: Boborone
Bringer of bacon: Rinzo
Toxic gas generator: obsidianchao
Hop Riser: BeerChameleon
Roflcopter pilot: idavid
Head gearhead/car thief: watt9493
Area Wo-man:TheRomMistress
The Mod: M_T_M
Guardiano della Pietre: TheSkinnyDrummer
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Dark Side Affiliate | General Director of Chaos: LordManhattan
Sgarrista: 1. trell959 2. m1l4droid
Piciotti: /// huggs /// animatedbreak /// John McClane /// prototype7
Retired
Special Position: Director of Curry Goat preparation: PurpleDramaLlama
Anziano Sotto Capo: sakai4eva
Contabile: Coldskiesfullofblue
Caporegimes: arcticwolf8, !Panda, souljaboy, Smartenup
Sgarrista: jersey_609
Piciotti: yellowsnowball, vbetts(Llamanator), Ezellular, twiz0r, michaelg117, JimJam707, Skellyyy
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The Archangel
What's the deal with probationary members? It's simple. Not official Mafia members yet, but able to post in here for the time being. They may be upgraded to members, or have their priviledge lifted any time without notice
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50.000'th post: KidCarter9310OK...I have seen enough "welcomes" from all of you guys and frankly some of them are amusing to an extent.But there is a fine line between egging on people and plain bullying which I will not allow here on XDA.
I've closed the thread so my post can be read by everybody before re-opening it in a bit.
Stop the abuse and bullying at once...capisce?
Cheers,9To sum things up. If you want to keep up posting in here
1. Respect other members
2. Don't post crap
3. If you are a probationary or a wannabe member, be conservative on your posting
4. Follow the forum rules
5. Don't make pointless posts of 1 image or 1 word only( specially if the image is a cat or a ponie)
6. Make sure your posts fit in the thread's atmosphere.
7. Respect other members
8. Yes, RESPECT
9. Have fun
If you can't follow these, then get out. Seriously8I posted this in the confession thread, but reposting here because I'm sappy tonight. Apparantly.
...this happened a few hours ago.
My daughter, Eden, who just turned 7 on Oct 1st, hugged me like she's never hugged me before in her life when I got home from work, and she was all teary-eyed, and said that I am the best dad ever.
All I did was buy her batteries for a light-up tracing board she got for her birthday.
This kind of thing swiftly returns my brain back to Earth every now and then.
She's a kid. She likes to draw. She got a cool gift for her birthday. It needs batteries. I bought her the batteries. Suddenly, I am the hero.
This is the payoff, people. Being a dad to my two daughters is a feeling that defies explanation. I buy batteries (or whatever seemingly small thing I do) , and the payoff is huge.
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