Asus Prime is such a let down [HUMOR/SATIRE]

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Guys, I totally agree with the two main points of discussion:
1) I am so pissed that when I pre-ordered the Prime on Nov 22 and wasnt given a date (officially and unofficially) I was expecting it in my hands immediately. And now to find out that the date is Dec 19 is such a disappointment to me. Why wherent my unfounded expectations met?!?!?! I will take my business elsewhere out of hatred for Asus for letting me down even! HOW DARE THEY!

2) the Battery/speaker sucks! OMG!!!! How come that thing I dont have doesnt have that thing I thought/wanted! Its like come on, give me everything I want IMMEDIATELY! I want it to feed my dog, wipe my ass, and give me a rubbie! UH! THE BATTERY IS 10:02 Hours instead of 10:15!?!?! WTF FUFUFUFUFUF ASUS! The speaker on this thin ass tablet is not fit well? WTF! I plan on using this tablet as my home stereo!

ASUS, HOW DARE YOU NOT MEET MY IDIOTIC EXPECTATIONS WITH A PRODUCT THAT ISNT SHIPPED OR IN MY HAND?!?!?!?!?!


/sarcasm. ill sit here and wait for my shipment. gracias.

EDIT: made to help the humor-less nerds understand

I laughed when I saw the tread title then even more so from reading your post. I was like oh lord, here we go again..lmfao. Your post basically summarizes what most complaints have been about. Glad to see it was a joke, a good one at that.

You have to admit speaker placement blows and wasnt thouht out very well at all.

First thought You're a super troll

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Wait.......I'm sensing some sarcasm here....

You know what was a REAL let down?

Your mom.

I'm disappointed with the placement and look of the camera and flash on the back of the Prime. It kinda looks like one of these faces O_o

So now every time I'm going to look at it, I'm going to think my Prime is giving me a goofy look and it'll make me self conscious. I have enough problems already without being judged by my tablet.

I was hoping the Prime would cure Cancer and wipe out all traces of AIDS. I was wrong.

Originally Posted by HuskerWebhead

I have enough problems already without being judged by my tablet.

That made me laugh harder than I have all day.

Why send a negative voice? For those who don't know better and sees the title is likely gonna turn away from buying it. I know its suppose to be sarcastic, but.. anyway.