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You now your rooted when your wife goes to bed alone every night!
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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You know you're rooted when you have pets named "Superuser" and "Busybox".
Lol.
You know, you are rooted when, you carry kernel and rom zip-backups for gb and ics, just in case.

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You now your rooted when your wife goes to bed alone every night!
Haha did that last nite, damn fc18

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You now your rooted when your wife goes to bed alone every night!
That's cold man, I'd never send my wife to bed alone at night ... I mean, she complains that the laptop and phone screens are to bright for her to sleep, but that's her problem!
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That's cold man, I'd never send my wife to bed alone at night ... I mean, she complains that the laptop and phone screens are to bright for her to sleep, but that's her problem!
LMFAO!!
I usually go to bed on my own, cos my misses falls asleep on the sofa watching tv, then I go on the computer, and then I go to bed and leave her on the sofa.....

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You know you are rooted when, you show off your phone with a brand new cm build to ppl clueless of cm or root; i.e. wife, boss, coworkers, etc.

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You know you're rooted when you make up excuses to avoid going to the movie theater because Calkulin just released another update.

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You know you're rooted when someone says kernel, and you don't think popcorn. EVER.
lol... so true!
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so many wife and girlfriend references, glad to know I'm not alone (~sniffle~) Staying on point...

You know you're rooted when the wife gets pissed because you have to setup your phone alarm clock all the time!

"Doesn't that thing save your alarm settings!? You do that almost every night!"

I could quote-out the rest of the conversation, but I doubt that is required...
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You know you're rooted if you download a ROM over 4G...during a movie at the movie theatre. (True Story)

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