Wearable Apps w/ Andreas Göransson – XDA:DevCon 2014

XDA:DevCon 2014 in Manchester, UK featured quite a few interesting topics as … more

Browse Your Files with Ease using MK Explorer

Google has made quite an effort in perfecting the powerful and multi-faceted OS that we know as … more

How to Fix the Nexus Available Storage Bug – XDA TV

Is your Nexus device only showing half of the available storage as it should? Many … more

Don’t Forget About Birthdays with Birthday Reminder

A person’s birthday is, without a doubt,one of the most important days in his … more

Welcome to XDA

Search to go directly to your device's forum

Register an account

Unlock full posting privileges

Ask a question

No registration required
Post Reply

April 1st update released! GPS and wifi issues solved!!

OP MRCANNADY

1st April 2012, 01:23 PM   |  #1  
OP Senior Member
Thanks Meter: 217
 
779 posts
Join Date:Joined: Mar 2009
Hello Prime owners! Asus has just released the 04012012 update with the following fixes:

-GPS issues fixed!! GPS chip power flow enhanced, can now lock on while you are on the toilet! However, it is recommended that you open a window as using the toilet can interfere with the gps signal.

- Face unlock added! Just stare at the Prime's front camera and the Prime will open or be turned off based off your looks! Best to use after a morning shower as ugly looks can cause the Prime to reboot in disgust.

- Wifi has been completely fixed!! The Prime can now pick up a perfect signal 300 feet from your router. Signal can be enhanced if yuo gently rub the center of the screen with a circular motion.

- Battery life increased! Battery can now last two days in a singal charge. to activate this power feature, simply hold down the power button an select shut down. The prime will beep with a confirmation of the power saving mode being activated!

- Random reboots fixed! no ore rebooting when watching long sessions of porn via the web browser. Now you can stream safely without stopping your strokes with your right hand (or left)

The update will be released in the next hour or so in Europe, Germany, Africa, china and Iraq followed lastly to the U.S.

Also, Gary has chosen to pass on any secret info to me first, so I am now the official Asus contact person!!

Love you guys!
Last edited by MRCANNADY; 1st April 2012 at 01:31 PM.
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to MRCANNADY For This Useful Post: [ View ]
1st April 2012, 01:28 PM   |  #2  
Senior Member
Friendstream.net
Thanks Meter: 23
 
302 posts
Join Date:Joined: Jan 2008
More
Dude, its 1st what where you thinking when you made that post?
1st April 2012, 01:35 PM   |  #3  
Member
Flag GTA
Thanks Meter: 3
 
44 posts
Join Date:Joined: Jan 2012
More
Quote:
Originally Posted by brantje

Dude, its 1st what where you thinking when you made that post?

Ha Ha April Fool!!
1st April 2012, 01:37 PM   |  #4  
OP Senior Member
Thanks Meter: 217
 
779 posts
Join Date:Joined: Mar 2009
Quote:
Originally Posted by rmsingh

Ha Ha April Fool!!

Yeah lol!!! Finally a reply that makes sense!!
1st April 2012, 01:39 PM   |  #5  
Senior Member
Thanks Meter: 19
 
247 posts
Join Date:Joined: May 2010
Ah so it is. Didn't even realise.

Yes, hopefully asus pull something special out their backside....

Sent from my GT-I9100 using XDA
1st April 2012, 01:46 PM   |  #6  
Senior Member
Friendstream.net
Thanks Meter: 23
 
302 posts
Join Date:Joined: Jan 2008
More
Added feature: No more losing warrenty when unlocking the bootloader
Last edited by brantje; 1st April 2012 at 02:05 PM.
1st April 2012, 01:54 PM   |  #7  
OP Senior Member
Thanks Meter: 217
 
779 posts
Join Date:Joined: Mar 2009
Quote:
Originally Posted by brantje

Added feature: No more loosing warrenty when unlocking the bootloader

Now you're pushing it! !!
1st April 2012, 02:02 PM   |  #8  
Skullmonkey's Avatar
Senior Member
Thanks Meter: 308
 
877 posts
Join Date:Joined: Jul 2010
Donate to Me
More
Sigh, yet another victim to people that don't know the difference between lose and loose.

Lose: to misplace. To not have. (Think about 'losing' an "o")
Loose: not tight.

Really not that hard.
The Following User Says Thank You to Skullmonkey For This Useful Post: [ View ]
1st April 2012, 02:05 PM   |  #9  
Senior Member
Friendstream.net
Thanks Meter: 23
 
302 posts
Join Date:Joined: Jan 2008
More
Quote:
Originally Posted by Skullmonkey

Sigh, yet another victim to people that don't know the difference between lose and loose.

Lose: to misplace. To not have. (Think about 'losing' an "o")
Loose: not tight.

Really not that hard.

Didn't had my coffee :x
1st April 2012, 02:13 PM   |  #10  
e.mote's Avatar
Senior Member
Thanks Meter: 874
 
2,133 posts
Join Date:Joined: Feb 2011
>Sigh, yet another victim to people that don't know the difference between lose and loose.

Write on! Lets due badder inglish!

>Didn't had my coffee :x

Oh man thats awesome.. ouch!

Post Reply Subscribe to Thread
Previous Thread Next Thread
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes