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Angry April 1st update released! GPS and wifi issues solved!!

Hello Prime owners! Asus has just released the 04012012 update with the following fixes:

-GPS issues fixed!! GPS chip power flow enhanced, can now lock on while you are on the toilet! However, it is recommended that you open a window as using the toilet can interfere with the gps signal.

- Face unlock added! Just stare at the Prime's front camera and the Prime will open or be turned off based off your looks! Best to use after a morning shower as ugly looks can cause the Prime to reboot in disgust.

- Wifi has been completely fixed!! The Prime can now pick up a perfect signal 300 feet from your router. Signal can be enhanced if yuo gently rub the center of the screen with a circular motion.

- Battery life increased! Battery can now last two days in a singal charge. to activate this power feature, simply hold down the power button an select shut down. The prime will beep with a confirmation of the power saving mode being activated!

- Random reboots fixed! no ore rebooting when watching long sessions of porn via the web browser. Now you can stream safely without stopping your strokes with your right hand (or left)

The update will be released in the next hour or so in Europe, Germany, Africa, china and Iraq followed lastly to the U.S.

Also, Gary has chosen to pass on any secret info to me first, so I am now the official Asus contact person!!

Love you guys!
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Dude, its 1st what where you thinking when you made that post?
 
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Dude, its 1st what where you thinking when you made that post?
Ha Ha April Fool!!
 
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Ha Ha April Fool!!
Yeah lol!!! Finally a reply that makes sense!!
 
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Ah so it is. Didn't even realise.

Yes, hopefully asus pull something special out their backside....

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Added feature: No more loosing warrenty when unlocking the bootloader
Now you're pushing it! !!
 
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Sigh, yet another victim to people that don't know the difference between lose and loose.

Lose: to misplace. To not have. (Think about 'losing' an "o")
Loose: not tight.

Really not that hard.
Didn't had my coffee :x
 
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>Sigh, yet another victim to people that don't know the difference between lose and loose.

Write on! Lets due badder inglish!

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Oh man thats awesome.. ouch!

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