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Red face [Humor][HOX EDITION] You know you're rooted when...

So I was bouncing around XDA and found this thread and thought it was pretty neat. Original thread here: http://forum.xda-developers.com/show....php?t=1571645 , and the original original thread here: http://forum.xda-developers.com/show....php?t=1561386

"I saw this thread in the Epic and Rezound forums and related to most of them.. so just post and complete this sentence "You know you're rooted when.."

Examples:
masaidjet: You know you're rooted when you tell a neighborhood hoe to " wipe her cache "

wscott9903: You know you're rooted when 1/2 of your apps require superuser permission.

feralicious: You know you're rooted when your spouse tells you they're leaving you and taking the kids and you think "perfect timing, (insert dev name here) just released a new ICS ROM".

jayochs: you know you're rooted when your phones buggy as hell :P lol

putney1477: You know you're rooted when, you husband, wife, significant other gets a new phone and says, don't you dare come near this phone, it works fine!

jackpot08: You know your rooted when when spend more time flashing roms than using your phone"
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You know your rooted, when about mid cycle your data speed drops to below edge speed

I can relate to all of those.

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Device:ONE X, Vivid, EVO 3D gsm, Inspire 3.5g, Flyer, iPad
Rom:Stock for now, WCX ILLUMINATI ICS SERIES MODDED Vivid ROM, LeeDroid 5.1, CoreDroid 8.1, LeeDroid Flyer HC 3.1, IOS 5
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You know you're rooted when you're making you know you're rooted jokes

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Lay off my back, i'm only 13

Phone: HTC ONE X
Status: CleanROM

Tablet: HP Touchpad
Status: Dualbooting WebOS and Android 4.0.4 AOKP

Watch: Motorola Motoactv
Status: Stock Rooted

Retired: HTC Aria, HTC Titan II, iPhone 2g, Blackberry Curve 8520
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imagic for Aria
http://forum.xda-developers.com/show....php?t=1230122

Salsa Fresca for Aria
http://forum.xda-developers.com/show....php?t=1225800
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You know you're rooted when you haven't showered in 4 days, but have flashed the 4 latest CM nightlies.

Sent from my HTC One X using xda premium
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You know you're rooted when...

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Some jellybean humor wouldn't hurt either.

I had no idea that Paula Deen is a developer! What's all this talk of project butter?
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You know your rooted when you got about 5 sd cards full of different roms.... Lol

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You know you're rooted when you've become tired of deleting goo-inside.me from your browser history.

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You know you're rooted when you know you're more likely to brick the phone than crack the screen

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You know you're rooted when you spend more time flashing roms than using your phone.

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[Current Phone] Galaxy Note 2 & Galaxy S III (Wife)

[Phone Graveyard] HTC Evo->SGS 1 Epic->Samsung Infuse->
Atrix-> LG Thrill->Atrix 2->Inspire 4g->Focus Flash->HTC Vivid->Captivate Glide (Wife).->HTC One X

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