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So I was bouncing around XDA and found this thread and thought it was pretty neat. Original thread here: http://forum.xda-developers.com/show....php?t=1571645 , and the original original thread here: http://forum.xda-developers.com/show....php?t=1561386

"I saw this thread in the Epic and Rezound forums and related to most of them.. so just post and complete this sentence "You know you're rooted when.."

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masaidjet: You know you're rooted when you tell a neighborhood hoe to " wipe her cache "

wscott9903: You know you're rooted when 1/2 of your apps require superuser permission.

feralicious: You know you're rooted when your spouse tells you they're leaving you and taking the kids and you think "perfect timing, (insert dev name here) just released a new ICS ROM".

jayochs: you know you're rooted when your phones buggy as hell :P lol

putney1477: You know you're rooted when, you husband, wife, significant other gets a new phone and says, don't you dare come near this phone, it works fine!

jackpot08: You know your rooted when when spend more time flashing roms than using your phone"
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You know your rooted, when about mid cycle your data speed drops to below edge speed

I can relate to all of those.

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Rom:Stock for now, WCX ILLUMINATI ICS SERIES MODDED Vivid ROM, LeeDroid 5.1, CoreDroid 8.1, LeeDroid Flyer HC 3.1, IOS 5
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You know you're rooted when you're making you know you're rooted jokes

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You know you're rooted when you haven't showered in 4 days, but have flashed the 4 latest CM nightlies.

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You know you're rooted when...

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Some jellybean humor wouldn't hurt either.

I had no idea that Paula Deen is a developer! What's all this talk of project butter?
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You know your rooted when you got about 5 sd cards full of different roms.... Lol

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You know you're rooted when you've become tired of deleting goo-inside.me from your browser history.

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You know you're rooted when you know you're more likely to brick the phone than crack the screen

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You know you're rooted when you spend more time flashing roms than using your phone.

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Atrix-> LG Thrill->Atrix 2->Inspire 4g->Focus Flash->HTC Vivid->
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2x Galaxy S4->HTC One M8

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