Exe on Android? That's easy:
Just set up a VMWare-Virtual Machine with 154.7 Terabyte Memory and link it to the external SSD.
Then connect the high-voltage-cable from next power plant to your butt, switch on the Apollo-Kernel and...
... you are finished!
Man learn the basics and come back. Sorry if sounding harsh. But you can also ask how to teach an croc kissing.