GPS is a "network issue"?
Did the email really say that GPS was a network issue to be handled by our service provider? It's not a phone hardware issue? Well crap, I guess I'll have to call my GPS service provider.
Now where did I leave that main number for the US Air Force?
Me: "Hello Air Force, please fix my phone. Apparently there's a problem with your multi-billion dollar GPS constellation that's causing my consumer electronics device to malfunction."
AF: "Who is this?"
Me: "I have a Samsung Galaxy S phone and I demand you make it work!"
AF: "<inaudible> never should have turned off selective availability."