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3rd March 2011, 11:50 PM   |  #21  
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A) 5'11 (&3/4)" Basically a tad shy of 6' which is just a cruel joke. (I'm 6'2" in high heels though)

Q) If we are born naked, why is it unacceptable for me to go clubbing in my birthday suit?

Fu*k unacceptable, just go out in a bright green mankini.

Why is domino's pizza so yum? :P
4th March 2011, 08:10 AM   |  #22  
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Fu*k unacceptable, just go out in a bright green mankini.

Why is domino's pizza so yum? :P


Special blend of herbs and spices. Oh wait, thats KFC

Why don't KFC do home delivery? (I'm hungry, lol)
4th March 2011, 09:55 AM   |  #23  
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Special blend of herbs and spices. Oh wait, thats KFC

Why don't KFC do home delivery? (I'm hungry, lol)

Because they keep asking why the chicken cross the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
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4th March 2011, 12:50 PM   |  #24  
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Because they keep asking why the chicken cross the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side

What is my name?! (Not username)

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4th March 2011, 04:07 PM   |  #25  
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Is it 5 o'clock yet?
4th March 2011, 04:27 PM   |  #26  
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No its 7:30


Why do i have a sore throat? (prepares for gay jokes)
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Is it 5 o'clock yet?



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4th March 2011, 04:40 PM   |  #27  
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No its 7:30


Why do i have a sore throat? (prepares for gay jokes)



Looool! Too easy

Somebody sneezed in your general direction causing millions of teeny tiny airborne virus', suspended in particles of phlegm, to be inhaled by yourself causing irritation and inflammation of your trachea.

I have 9 days off work once i get home tonight. What should i do with all that time?
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Fap for 3 days rest 1 day fap 4 days and rest your last day .


Y is max gay? (for those who dont no marcorony max )
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Looool! Too easy

Somebody sneezed in your general direction causing millions of teeny tiny airborne virus', suspended in particles of phlegm, to be inhaled by yourself causing irritation and inflammation of your trachea.

I have 9 days off work once i get home tonight. What should i do with all that time?



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Fap for 3 days rest 1 day fap 4 days and rest your last day .


Y is max gay? (for those who dont no marcorony max )



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Because he caught it in Mexico.

Why is Max ghey?
4th March 2011, 06:16 PM   |  #30  
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Because he caught it in Mexico.

Why is Max ghey?

Genetic abberation.

Who is Max??

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