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A) 5'11 (&3/4)" Basically a tad shy of 6' which is just a cruel joke. (I'm 6'2" in high heels though)

Q) If we are born naked, why is it unacceptable for me to go clubbing in my birthday suit?
Fu*k unacceptable, just go out in a bright green mankini.

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Fu*k unacceptable, just go out in a bright green mankini.

Why is domino's pizza so yum? :P

Special blend of herbs and spices. Oh wait, thats KFC

Why don't KFC do home delivery? (I'm hungry, lol)
 
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Special blend of herbs and spices. Oh wait, thats KFC

Why don't KFC do home delivery? (I'm hungry, lol)
Because they keep asking why the chicken cross the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Because they keep asking why the chicken cross the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side

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No its 7:30


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Looool! Too easy

Somebody sneezed in your general direction causing millions of teeny tiny airborne virus', suspended in particles of phlegm, to be inhaled by yourself causing irritation and inflammation of your trachea.

I have 9 days off work once i get home tonight. What should i do with all that time?
 
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Y is max gay? (for those who dont no marcorony max )
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Looool! Too easy

Somebody sneezed in your general direction causing millions of teeny tiny airborne virus', suspended in particles of phlegm, to be inhaled by yourself causing irritation and inflammation of your trachea.

I have 9 days off work once i get home tonight. What should i do with all that time?


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Because he caught it in Mexico.

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Because he caught it in Mexico.

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Genetic abberation.

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