yea, saying you arent trying to be a douche doesnt make you not a douche. Also, i wasn't the first person to bring up the verizon version, and I initially just made a comment saying I hope someone can figure out how to root the verizon version, you than told me someone had and i should google it, which i did and couldnt find anything, so i replied hoping you remembered where or how you found it. i figured the bootloader is locked on this verizon pos but havent seen anyone specifically confirm that and havent found any unlock for it so i was hoping verizon wasnt douchy with this device, but i do not mind waiting for someone to figure it out. I would try and figure out how to do this kind of stuff myself but someone else bought the tablet for me and i cant risk bricking it.
tl;dr i am glad there are people out there smarter than me