thoughts from this octopus I met once.
I met this octopus a long while ago. While I was with him, he shared many of his opinions with me.
He told me Donald Trump is secretly an octopus.
He told me socialism is really a plan for octopus world domination.
As he was telling me all this, he grabbed a packet of marshmallows, ate them all in 5 seconds, then flew out of the window. I never saw him again.
This app comprises just some of the weird things he said.
P.S. His name was Gerald.
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