Donated $10 to Smitty and $10 to Flapjaxxxxxxx for the "noob install" post.
I must be doing something wrong......
I have completely reset the phone, returned to stock, wiped everything (and it's mother), re-rooted, installed safestrap, re-downloaded Alliance rom (in case of bad download), installed Alli...
Outstanding Sir! Thank you very much. Worked wonderfully. It's amazing how the little things can really brighten your day.