What can we sue Apple for? An LOL thread.

pdaddy · Jul 20, 2012

Everyday we wake up there seems to be another patent infringement that Apple has decided to take to court, stupid comments or news that just doesn't make any sense.

"Steve Jobs Won’t Influence The Upcoming Apple/Samsung Trial"
"Apple must publicly admit that Samsung didn’t copy the iPad both on their website and in print."
"Apple Issues Warning Letters To Retailers Regarding Samsung Galaxy Nexus And Galaxy Tab 10.1 Sales"
"Samsung Removes Universal Search From Sprint Galaxy S III"

What could we sue them for? What could any other company sue them for? I'm sure we can come up with some stupid ideas, just like there legal team has....

I would like to sue since I can't mention the word "Apple" without someone thinking I am referring to a damn phone.

(All of the above headlines were pulled from TalkAndroid)

scarmon25 · Jul 20, 2012

I would like to sue them for infringing on my routine of suing others for things that they sue for. "They took our jobs" South Park

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burningkenshin · Jul 20, 2012

I would like to sue them for suing other companies thinking that they invented ideas/concepts that other companies before them (albeit less popular) introduced before them.

scarmon25 · Jul 20, 2012

I want to sue them for using an apple as their logo. Its quite clear they did not invent nor create the apple so they shouldn't be able to use it if they didn't create it.

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krazy_smokezalot · Jul 20, 2012

scarmon25 said:
I want to sue them for using an apple as their logo. Its quite clear they did not invent nor create the apple so they shouldn't be able to use it if they didn't create it.

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Well Fuukin said!

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AOKP M6 "Friday The 13th Edition"

also if I helped you in anyway, Lets have some manners and hit the thanks!

slick4mitch · Jul 20, 2012

I'd like to sue them for making me hate the fruit to the point where I see it or smell it and think of them in a hateful way, they have changed my ways of liking this fruit. I will forever be despiteful of this wonderful fruit because of this satanic company.

woody296 · Jul 20, 2012

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animal7296 · Jul 20, 2012

woody296 said:
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Exactly what I was going to say!!!!!!!

reddragon72 · Jul 20, 2012

I am sueing them in small claims court for the loss of 51 dollars in live wallpapers purchased that require scrolling.

Khaaaan · Jul 20, 2012

scarmon25 said:
I want to sue them for using an apple as their logo. Its quite clear they did not invent nor create the apple so they shouldn't be able to use it if they didn't create it.

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Thats it. We get allll the apples to sue Apple. Thatll show those bastards.

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BluesRulez · Jul 20, 2012

Did you guys see that apple has to issue an apology statement and keep it up on their website for 6 months? Its on cnet UK.

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Bruce Inman · Jul 20, 2012

I would like to sue Apple on behalf of the G6 App Development Team, creators of the app "Crack Your Screen".
Apple has clearly infrindged upon this!

But I must say, Apple's version is much more realistic, even requiring you to seek repairs!

Grover289 · Jul 21, 2012

Yea Google should Sue for the notification or "status bar" cause android had it first

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dante32278 · Jul 21, 2012

I would like to Apple to be sued for making hipsters even more annoying than they were.

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yellowman82 · Jul 21, 2012

Grover289 said:
Yea Google should Sue for the notification or "status bar" cause android had it first

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Well first thing is I would like to know when did or what phone did they started having the notification bar cuz there was a developer that supposedly created the notification bar as a app/mod type for the iPhone but you had to be jail broken.

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Rooster85 · Jul 21, 2012

yellowman82 said:
Well first thing is I would like to know when did or what phone did they started having the notification bar cuz there was a developer that supposedly created the notification bar as a app/mod type for the iPhone but you had to be jail broken.

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And where did he get the idea?

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VeNuMuS · Jul 21, 2012

I sense a fanboy among us.

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charlie81 · Jul 21, 2012

d1rk said:
i sense a fanboy among us.

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yes quite the fanboi taking up for his iphone he secretly have lol

Omar04 · Jul 21, 2012

Bruce Inman said:
I would like to sue Apple on behalf of the G6 App Development Team, creators of the app "Crack Your Screen".
Apple has clearly infrindged upon this!

But I must say, Apple's version is much more realistic, even requiring you to seek repairs!

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ROFLOL

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yellowman82 · Jul 21, 2012

D1rk said:
I sense a fanboy among us.

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Not a fanboy never had an apple product my 1st actual smartphone was an HTC evo and the only reason I said what I said because I did read something about it only thing is idk when did notification bar was 1st introduced in to which phone since my 1st smartphone was an evo so before posting get your **** right cuz its more like a questions that was being asked

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