Please explain. I want to know more about that spot. Did you discover it alone or in community?
In companionship Milady.
In companionship Milady.
Men always overestimate their properties but don't you worry women are used in that.
Oh yes, I know what you mean
that should learn, that they´ve earn money to spend
never ask us, what we are doing,
keep away if they are not needed - as most time -
and to be there, when there is work to be done
or maybe sometimes when we require for them
but unfortunatly, they will never learn this
:angel:
Oh yes, I know what you mean
that should learn, that they´ve earn money to spend
never ask us, what we are doing,
keep away if they are not needed - as most time -
and to be there, when there is work to be done
or maybe sometimes when we require for them
but unfortunatly, they will never learn this
:angel:
How the good old Adam said: God, gimme back my rib! :silly:
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Hello
Hope all is okay. I'm little busy in the last two days with the New Team Union Release.
Wish all a nice weekend.
Now the
*** Send from my Nexus 7 with Team Asylum ***
Hello
Hope all is okay. I'm little busy in the last two days with the New Team Union Release.
Wish all a nice weekend.
Now the
*** Send from my Nexus 7 with Team Asylum ***
But Adam accepted the apple instead. So as you can clearly see apple poisoned us from the very beginning. :banghead:
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Thanks a lot just came home from work and hopefully my patients and their owners will give me a rest till tomorrow morning.
I had wasted four hours of my afternoon trying to sync Dumbuntu for Phones. Apparently, everyone and their pet
canary was trying to sync along with me, so I managed to get spectacular download speeds between 80-100Kb/s,
with frequent disconnects. And that bleeding repo has 15Gbs.
Now I'm officially throwing in the towel and having a first in the long series of stiff drinks.
Sláinte.
canary was trying to sync along with me, so I managed to get spectacular download speeds between 80-100Kb/s,
with frequent disconnects. And that bleeding repo has 15Gbs.
Now I'm officially throwing in the towel and having a first in the long series of stiff drinks.
Sláinte.
Hurt my knee while playing football
@BB and Chas Salut!
Again? Told you sport wasn't good...
Life of a dev is hard.
At work you have to deal with users asking useless features or sying things like "the app doesn't work, this button says 'a' and it should be 'b'"
At home you have to deal with phrases like "tired? You work sitting!"
At forums you have to deal with noobs saying nonsense
...
But we like and enjoy deving...so we'll keep on wasting hours in front of the screen, shouldn't we?
Night, friends
Enviat des des meu Durex7
Man with Gun goes in bank & demands ..
Once he is given money, he turns to a lady & asks, 'Did you see me rob bank?
Lady : 'Yes, I did'....
... Robber shot her in the head.
He turned to a couple & askd d man 'Did you see me rob d bank?'
Man said 'No sir, but my wife did...
When Opportunity knocks, USE IT
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Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pr0nographic magazines."
"What did you do?" the other nuns asked.
"Well, of course I threw them in the trash."......
The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of c0nd0ms!"
"Oh my!" gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?" they asked. "I poked holes in all of them!" she replied.
The third nun fainted:laugh:
Once he is given money, he turns to a lady & asks, 'Did you see me rob bank?
Lady : 'Yes, I did'....
... Robber shot her in the head.
He turned to a couple & askd d man 'Did you see me rob d bank?'
Man said 'No sir, but my wife did...
When Opportunity knocks, USE IT
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Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pr0nographic magazines."
"What did you do?" the other nuns asked.
"Well, of course I threw them in the trash."......
The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of c0nd0ms!"
"Oh my!" gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?" they asked. "I poked holes in all of them!" she replied.
The third nun fainted
:laugh:
Well last time was my foot but i guess pain is pain.
Sent from my GT-N7000 using xda premium
Hope nothing serious....sport can hurt you....
Good moaning......
Hope nothing serious....sport can hurt you....
Good moaning......
Good morning Galactic Warrior. :silly:
In Germany it's a common phrase that Winston Churchill said "No sports", as he was asked how he reached his age... Not proven.
XXLSZ ist still running fine. eybee (and others) did a good job.
One thing is common to the CM-side: The amount of lazy idi**ts is the same - or even more? :crying:
Need some pr0n...
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http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gOgWPraoS...AAAKg/kpc8sUmSZ5o/s1600/no-stupid-people1.jpg
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Nice idea. But won't work. Cause the people you like to adress don't read.
We need somthing this way:
We need somthing this way:
Nice idea. But won't work. Cause the people you like to adress don't read.
We need somthing this way:
I remember it from District 9
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@Corininha...did you fix your Note...
Nice idea. But won't work. Cause the people you like to adress don't read.
We need somthing this way:
Nice pic but won't work as well. Most people are convinced of themselves being smart and handsome. (in Bavarian :brunzbieselbleed)
Unrelated, just visited Mr. Aufhocka but his wife (des Wei) was there so no interesting discussions about his sexual preferences (notgeil).
Lots of work and snow today, sigh. I even saw a cyclist.
What a Sunday.
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Take care of you my dear.
Hinter der Scheune auf der Lauer,
Liegt der alte, notgeile Bauer.
Take care of you my dear.
Hinter der Scheune auf der Lauer,
Liegt der alte, notgeile Bauer.
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