[HUMOR][EPIC 4G TOUCH EDITION] You know you're rooted when..

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Adam3Sixty

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That's cold man, I'd never send my wife to bed alone at night ... I mean, she complains that the laptop and phone screens are to bright for her to sleep, but that's her problem! ;)

LMFAO!!
I usually go to bed on my own, cos my misses falls asleep on the sofa watching tv, then I go on the computer, and then I go to bed and leave her on the sofa.....

Wait.....

You know your under the thumb when u wait for ur other half to fall asleep BEFORE messing with ur rooted phone =/
 

lems111

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You know you are rooted when, you show off your phone with a brand new cm build to ppl clueless of cm or root; i.e. wife, boss, coworkers, etc.

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likeurface

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You know you're rooted when you make up excuses to avoid going to the movie theater because Calkulin just released another update.

Expecting the worst so the best is better
 

madocs

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so many wife and girlfriend references, glad to know I'm not alone (~sniffle~) Staying on point...

You know you're rooted when the wife gets pissed because you have to setup your phone alarm clock all the time!

"Doesn't that thing save your alarm settings!? You do that almost every night!"

I could quote-out the rest of the conversation, but I doubt that is required...
 

Overstew

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You know you're rooted if you download a ROM over 4G...during a movie at the movie theatre. (True Story)
 

afinch1992

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you know you're rooted when your family calls you asking if you're dead, because you were flashing new roms so much the past week.
 

radrian92

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You know you're rooted when Christmas doesn't happen on December 25, but every time a new leak/ROM comes out :D

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mx499

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You know you're rooted when.. You see this hot chick, you approach her, conversing a few words, showing interest. You insist that she should have your number, she whips out an iPhone from her purse to take your number. You then tell her that you just forgot that you hadn't paid your phone bill and won't be on for a while, you apologize and walk away.

.: Swyped from my Samsung Galaxy S II™ Epic™ 4G Touch ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ :.

hilarious

you know you are rooted, when you forget to set an alarm after flashing, and miss a class in the morning. (true story.. =( )
 
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Koserman

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You know you're rooted when you install a new ROM during class and get kicked out because the stinking boot up sound isn't removed.
 

icedclown

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You know your rooted when you flash something in cwm at work and soft brick so you lite to your boss so you can leave early to access Odin at home

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you know your rooted when your boss lets you bring your laptop to work so you can flash new roms and tell her whichs ones are ones she will like :D
 

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