That's because it is the second post. On seeing it I immediately laughed out loud and when I see the topic every day it still gives me a smile... Well done Sir, well done.
I am right handed so I keep my GN in the right pocket of my jeans/trousers with the screen facing towards me. Screen is protected by a SGP Steinheil Ultra Oleophobic Series protector and I do not use a case. Galaxy Nexus is a svelte device and I wouldn't (personally) prefer to ruin it with a thick outer case.
Oh, and my left pocket stores my work Blackberry 9790 - no case, no protector
I carry mine in my bag most of the time. When I'm at a convention I keep it in a badge wallet. But when I'm out walking for exercise I use ... a utility belt! Well, it's a tactical belt I found at a thrift store. It came with a pouch just large enough to carry the phone.
Attention fashion designers: women carry tech, too!
Otterbox (Commuter) used mostly so I don't sound like a hypocrite when I insist people should buy cases for their phones. Still fits nicely in the front right pocket, even when I'm sitting.