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OrrPenn18

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Just saw this recently gaining momentum in the GNex Thread, thought of contributing some guffawing RootNerd jokes here too! :D

Post a funny conclusion to the sentence.

Have fun :D

Originally coming up from the Epic 4G and HTC Rezound threads!

Examples



- You know you're rooted when someone asks if rooting is like jailbreaking their iPhone and you laugh in their face.

- You know you're rooted when you spend more time on the XDA forums than with your family.

- You know your rooted when when spend more time flashing roms than using your phone.


Bump it up with some votes and thanks meter if ya'all like it :D
 
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You know you're rooted when your girlfriend looks in your messages and gets suspicious cause you have none.

You know you're rooted when your girlfriend can't get hold of you for an hour because you're in recovery.. and she becomes suspicious

(Hell True Story, happens wimme! :p )
 
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One more from nexus section

you know you are rooted when someone at a party says "hey you have that awesome 8 mp camera phone right? please take a pic of us" and you can only sheepishly reply "cm doesn't have working camera yet"

You know you're rooted when you can tell grown men to use Pikachu's Thunderbolt Script on your phone
 
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sahibunlimited said:
you know you are rooted when someone at a party says "hey you have that awesome 12/8 mp camera phone right? please take a pic of us" and you can only sheepishly reply "cm doesn't have working camera yet"
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LOL!

You know you're rooted when you see somebody with an iPhone or a Blackberry, showing to his/her friends, thinking it's the best thing ever, and you think "lol noobs"
 
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    Just saw this recently gaining momentum in the GNex Thread, thought of contributing some guffawing RootNerd jokes here too! :D

    Post a funny conclusion to the sentence.

    Have fun :D

    Originally coming up from the Epic 4G and HTC Rezound threads!

    Examples



    - You know you're rooted when someone asks if rooting is like jailbreaking their iPhone and you laugh in their face.

    - You know you're rooted when you spend more time on the XDA forums than with your family.

    - You know your rooted when when spend more time flashing roms than using your phone.


    Bump it up with some votes and thanks meter if ya'all like it :D
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