You know you has root when you spend more time configuring your phone than you do using it.
You know your rooted when you pass up an offer to trade a 32gb iPhone 4S for either of your E4GT's
...I did it today, a guy offered to trade straight up for my black one...
You know youre rooted when even the idea of owning an iPhone makes you laugh uncontrollably I also got offered a trade today for a white 16gb 4s, started laughing hysterically, geek humor.
you know your rooted when you sign out of school early just to get home and flash a new rom knowing your gonna get a detention the next day but not caring
You know your rooted when you have a chart that you carry with you in your back pocket (& a copy @ home) of all your nandroid backups.
Note: I know I could just add a letter to the start but I like the chart. lol.