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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they'll die.
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An Irishman walks out of a bar.
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Nacho cheese! My sister used to love that joke.
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What's ET short for?
Cause he's only got little legs!
What's ET stand for?
Cause he can't sit!
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Cause he's only got little legs!
What's ET stand for?
Cause he can't sit!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Don't know if this counts as a joke , but it is a pun: The fortune teller midget who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
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Don't know if this counts as a joke , but it is a pun: The fortune teller midget who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"where's my tractor? "
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What's yellow and can't swim?
A bulldozer
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What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick
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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas?
Nothing
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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with Macaulay Culkin?
Because he's dead.
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"where's my tractor? "
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What's yellow and can't swim?
A bulldozer
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What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick
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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas?
Nothing
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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with Macaulay Culkin?
Because he's dead.
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A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there's no law preventing weird people from buying condoms. Maybe it's a good thing.
The next day, the man comes back to the store, purchases another condom, and once again he leaves the store laughing wildly. This piques the interest of the pharmacist. What's so funny about buying a rubber, anyway?
So he tells his clerk, "If this guy ever comes back, I want you to follow him to see where he goes."
Sure enough, the next day the laugher is back. He buys the condom, starts cracking up, then leaves. The pharmacist tells his clerk to go follow the guy.
About an hour later, the clerk comes back to the store. "Did you follow him? Where did he go?" asks the pharmacist. The clerk replies "Your house."
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The next day, the man comes back to the store, purchases another condom, and once again he leaves the store laughing wildly. This piques the interest of the pharmacist. What's so funny about buying a rubber, anyway?
So he tells his clerk, "If this guy ever comes back, I want you to follow him to see where he goes."
Sure enough, the next day the laugher is back. He buys the condom, starts cracking up, then leaves. The pharmacist tells his clerk to go follow the guy.
About an hour later, the clerk comes back to the store. "Did you follow him? Where did he go?" asks the pharmacist. The clerk replies "Your house."
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What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick...
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Pink fluff.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick...
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What is blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint! *claps knee*
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Anti jokes, eh?
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she's got no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she's got no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why did archer make a anti-joke?
Because he cant make a original joke
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Nothing personal archer
Because he cant make a original joke
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Nothing personal archer
Why don't they have any toilet paper in KFC? Because its finger licking good!
What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
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What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
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What did the butterfly say to the bee?
I'm the son of the Monarch and you're just a son of a b...
How do you catch a strange rabbit?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a domestic rabbit?
The tame way. Unique up on it.
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I'm the son of the Monarch and you're just a son of a b...
How do you catch a strange rabbit?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a domestic rabbit?
The tame way. Unique up on it.
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5A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there's no law preventing weird people from buying condoms. Maybe it's a good thing.
The next day, the man comes back to the store, purchases another condom, and once again he leaves the store laughing wildly. This piques the interest of the pharmacist. What's so funny about buying a rubber, anyway?
So he tells his clerk, "If this guy ever comes back, I want you to follow him to see where he goes."
Sure enough, the next day the laugher is back. He buys the condom, starts cracking up, then leaves. The pharmacist tells his clerk to go follow the guy.
About an hour later, the clerk comes back to the store. "Did you follow him? Where did he go?" asks the pharmacist. The clerk replies "Your house."
Sent from my GT-S5660 using xda premium4How do you get 52 charzards 20 riachus and 6 mudkips on a bus? You poke em on!
Why don't you take a shower with pikachu ? Cuz he'll peek achu!
Lol my.jokes are awful sorry guys3A woman who is heavily pregnant with triplets, gets shot 3 times in the stomach during an armed robbery. When she's in hospital the doctor says to her "Luckily, you'll be absolutely fine and there's not a problem. Also, the babies are unharmed. But be aware, at some point in their life, the bullets will have to get out of them, one way or another." "Okay thank you doctor" she replied.
She ends up having 2 girls and 1 boy.
Now, 4 years down the line, one of her daughters says to her, "Mummy, I've just been for a pee and a bullet came out"
The mum replies, "That's okay sweetie. It won't happen again"
Another 4 years later, her other daughter comes downstairs and says the same, to which her mother replies, "That's fine darling. It won't happen again. You're fine"
After a final 6 years later, her son comes downstairs and his mum says, "Let me guess, you went for a pee and a bullet came out?"
"No" he replied. "I went for a w*nk and shot the cat"
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