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By 2LoT, Senior Member on 1st April 2014, 06:36 AM
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This is a call for talented Android developers to join a team which will build a revolutionary app that will change the world. The project has a potential of multi-trillion dollars, I am looking for the very best.

The project code name of the app is "Nano CO2 Reducer". The app uses the power of the CPU to reduce Carbon Dioxide of the ambient atmosphere. The phone will then create pure carbon and pure oxygen. The pure oxygen is output through the speaker vents that the user can breath directly out of the phone. Phone users from polluted urban areas will certainly appreciate this feature.

Now come the best feature. The pure carbon resulting from the CO2 reduction will be threaded through the GPU. Which then will calculate the PERFECT C60 fullerene structure and assemble the carbon atoms into a nanotube shape. The carbon nanotube will come out through the headphone jack. Carbon nanotube value is worth many time that of gold. We can sell them to micro electronic manufacturers and the aeronautic industries. The impact will be tremendous. It will be possible to create CPU running at 100GHz or building a plane which weights no heavier than a car.

The next step of the project is to assemble a social mining network where users contribute the carbon nanotube they mine through their phone. Together, we will assemble enough materials to build the space elevator. Which will open a new space exploration age.

If you feel up to the challenge. Please don't hesitate to submit your application. Thanks in advance.
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2nd April 2014, 06:52 AM |#2  
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Am sure this is not feasible
2nd April 2014, 07:40 AM |#3  
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Not sure if the is an April fool's day joke or what but the day has past. If for some crazy reason this is a real post, XDA is not a job board.

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