Hey, given the facepalm from this thread so far I will make the theme for you. Time is precious to me but whatever. I'll post back when I'm done. Yea, you can thank twitter and that fact that teh flamez was had to get me to find this thread. Consider it done I think it would be awesome.
Either way, I thank you for your time enatefox. No rush, as I know you have a plethora of projects on your plate right now.