After risking Malware and Viruses on my wife laptop, I found the English version on a Bulgarian torrent site. I make no claims of security or safety in this product, and certainly hold no responsibility if it bricks your device, but it works to root without the assistance of a computer.
Here is a File Dropper link for it: http://www.filedropper.com/baidueasyroot237enversion
And then use this to install CWM Custom Recovery: http://forum.xda-developers.com/show...very+installer
Hope this helps anyone whose TF101 refused to connect to USB and the last OTA update basically made their tablet unusable. KatKiss 4.4.4 works really well, FYI.
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