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Am I too egoistic that i should leave developing for this device?


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Shaaan

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Since i come from the Samsung Galaxy Ace section, i am a big troll. I cannot live without such threads.

Not sure what goes in here ? Anything and everything, apart from development and bug solving goes here.



So let the trolling begin..
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Shaaan

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I see no trolls here..
I now summon the mighty Elite Troll Alliance to teach you trolling..

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lthy31

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Yo momma was too fat when she sat on the iPhone, she created the iPad.

Ps: I'm not a nigga :p:p

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    Devs of 4.4 and CM roms please...

    A favor to ask of all developers working 4.4.2 roms and CM roms. Kindly list in your op what the issues are instead of saying: Same as CM11 and such. I think it would save everyone a lot of time if you took an extra 30 seconds to do that.

    For Example:
    I went from Liquid Smooth, where it said: Known Issues - Same as TeamCanjica's CM11.
    So then I went to TeamCanjica's CM11 op where it said: Known Issues - same as CM-10.2 Magnetic Sensor -> Compass not working properly - NFC ( GT-I9070P users Only ).
    So then I went to the CM-10.2 where it said: Known Issues - same as CM-10.1 - WiFi Direct. - Magnetic Sensor -> Compass not working properly - NFC ( GT-I9070P users Only ).
    So I went to CM-10.1 where it said: Known Issues - WiFi Direct - Camera -> Panorama is laggy - Magnetic Sensor -> Compass not working properly - NFC ( GT-I9070P users Only ).

    It gets a little confusing when it says same as such and such yet when you go to that page the issues are different or there are more than listed.

    So please, make it clear on your rom's op what is and what is not working and don't send people from rom to rom to try and find out... Thank you in advance for your consideration. Oh and one more thing. English is the law on the site forums, so please make your screen shots in English too please.

    Just sayin'.... :)
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    A little story from myself....

    My wife (I will only say that his name is Maria Jose, and is a really uncommon name) has diabetes from a long time ago, and because of that she was never sure that she will have a "family" with anyone, I have always liked her since I met her on high school, we started to date when I was 17 and then I got married in 2012 (I am 23 years old).

    It was a really difficult story for both of us. At first, we didn't even talk much, it was really frustating. She just wanted me to be her friend (and that is the friend zone)
    Even after she said that, I kept trying to be nice, to help her, she for some reason started to like me, but for her it was not enough. So I invited her and a friend from her to watch a movie with a friend of mine when I was 17 (and I didn't have money in that time, at all), almost the time when both were finishing high school. So this was pretty much my only chance.

    We got near the cinema, blah blah, and for some reason we decided to be "childish" and when we got out of the first movie we...hide and then we entered fir another movie. It was around 3 pm at the first movie, we actually got out around 11 pm, in between my friend decided to not be so risky and her friend agreed, so I just kept doing this with her. (I didn't have much money to spend either so it was a good chance to see some movies also :D).

    So, when we got out, around 11 pm, we walked around the place. I was a little...nervous (no, I was ****ing nervous), so I started to talk some stuff. I really don't remember what I told her and neither she do, but it was something about his family and blah. Before I got to the street where she would take his taxi (I decided to pay a taxi for her, and it was the last money I had), she started to laugh...and she said.
    - So, if I remeber a friend of mine said you like me, even if I said it was impossible...
    - So...(what I could say after those words?)
    - I joked with her, she said that you were capable of expending even what you didn't have to just stay with me what you can.
    - It's true, but that doesn't mean anything, after all we weren't friends? Can't I spend my time with one of them?
    - Yes, and I said to her that if you ever did this, I mean, being so nice with me I would kiss you. She agreed and she even said that it would pay, so we...bet that you wouldn't do that, I mean, me, she said the oposite.
    - (Holy ****ing ****) So...what that does even meant? That I can't be nice with a woman I like (****, I screwed when I said that I liked her in that way)
    - No, it means that I lost the bet so I have to kiss you
    - (and yes, she did, and I couldn't enjoy that kiss more than I did), I am ****ing lost, you said that we are only friends, I am..I don't understand what this means at all. Remember that I said that you shouldn't play with this like it was ****ing funny, I liked you from a long time ago so please say me that this is not a ****ing joke and you are serious with what you feel.
    - Yes, I am serious. I always thaught something...once you said that even if we can't be together you think that you were so attached to me and me also to you that you didn't understand if I ever liked you even like a friend or something at all, and by you felt that you even loved me so much that it was impossible for you to forget that.
    - I don't understand what you mean
    - I wanted to feel what feels to kiss someone that indeed loves me without ever thinking at all about everything else.
    - This is confusing.
    - I know that it is confusing, it was confusing for me also, you even sacrificed all your free time to help me on the high school stuff, you helped me in the diabates, when my ****ing father that doesn't seem to ****ing care on anything about his job started to come less and less to home, you even tried to call me even if I said that I don't need any help when I felt bad.
    - And what? You are my friend, ofcourse, even if I liked you that much, that also helped me to continue.
    - The thing is, I would say it with your words, "I don't care at all what I have to do if at the end I see you feeling good at smiling, even if it is not with me".
    - And you never seemed to care much about that words anyway, so, please, you can stop talking in ****ing riddles and say if this is you joking or if you really feel something for me after so much years of ****ing waiting? Because I started to think that even after trying and keeping to try this wasn't to work.
    - Yes.
    - Yes what?!?!?!?!, just say that you are joking or you actually feel something for me, I need to be ****ing sure.
    - What I have to say? I said yes! If it was a joke I would start to laugh. Yes Pablo, I love you, that is the answer you needed to hear? I always liked you but I wasn't sure how much. Now I am, you aren't making this easy either.

    I really didn't even know what to think, it was difficult, after a ****ing long time I succeded, but I always thinked that I won't, so I wasn't going to lose much anyway. For me was that Porsche or whatever sports car on the street, that you always wanted but you knew that is was very or almost impossible for you to have and if it was possible you were very, very far from getting it soon, and when you finally got it you can't believe it at all. And when I came back to the "real world" again...

    - So...this is it...I thought this day would never come reallity...
    - What are you talking about?
    - (and I just kissed her after she said that, call it what you want, if I always wanted something, was this. I never had much before, so I valued people more than anything else, and I still do) do you ever waited something enough for you to think that it will never come? For me it was you.
    - (and she kissed me back, I never felt so happy before, I never felt that good, I just wanted to ****ing cry and say "Thanks god", I was dropping tears for how happy I was), so, I know there is no good way to say this, but I have to go, I want to stay with you as much as I think you do, but it's late and you know how strict is mom.

    What is the point of this story? As I mentioned at first, she has diabetes, and she wasn't sure at first if she wanted to have a family because of this. Diabetes can be difficult and dangerous to overcome to a pregnant woman. She wasn't sure if she even felt anything for me at first, and after all, she indeed felt something, after five years of being in love with her, I finally married the last year with her, she said that it changed nothing how she felt for me, being married for her was just the same, she always loved me the same way, so she thinked it was time to prove that to god.

    Finally, yesterday I got other of those "I want to ****ing cry how happy I am" news...she said, along with much of both of our families, that she was pregnant!

    I will have a daughter/son! I can't describe how happy I am. She was nasty, she knew how happy I would be and how everyone was to react when I run to gave a hug and kiss her as much as I could. A lot of them just laughed but then started to congratulate me. I wasn't even suspecting. One of my sisters came and said that she knew before me because she went with her to the doc and then my older brothrr said that it was his idea to say this on this day. They gave me a bunch of the info and papers and blah the doc handed to them. And I was thinking "how this happened?". A lot of the info said that this was the lucky one (we tried a lot of times before), but around a month and a half. DNA check OK, inmunologcal system seemed OK. And if she maintains herself just a little more controlled than she usually do, there would be no problem on the pregnancy period than usual on every other woman (so funny doc, I have to take care anyway lol)

    What so good news to get this holidays. Merry Christmas every one!

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    @Sami Kabir @mkaluza @cocafe @Shaaan @frapeti @diego-ch @AntaresOne @bobfrantic @kilroy69 @Razvan @dagger and the rest of developers and the users of janice:

    Happy new years guys! I remember an quote , something like: "Don't just wish an happy/good new year, make it so!".

    Even if I got an new phone, you still ma boys :D

    I hope I'll make more changes (good ones) by myself. Get an job, start to go to gym again (my parents stopped me 2 years ago), pass the baccalaureate, be less shy :D

    I guess you don't care at all about this post. I just felt to write that way.


    @Razvan : La mulți ani si multa sanatate!


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    I am such an evil person... (Hates and 'f*** you's incoming)
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    @AntaresOne @rol525

    How can be MaxiCM best? It is outdated :D

    Updates don't matter, it's still 'Maxi' lol

    Inviato dal mio GT-I9505

    You make me so curios :D I'm on vanir now and is fine for me.But i might try this rom.Btw,it has nova settings / kernel support gpu oc?


    PS: Limited to thanks button..

    Hmm...

    Try to ask to the developer, @XperiAMM

    But I believe not...

    You made my 1800th "Thanks"!! :p

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    Inviato dal mio GT-I9505

    Best rom and the thread have only 3 pages and 2 stars?! I think noobs voted if they bricked phone :laugh: Maybe cm kernel would work with it,and this mean that wifi hotspot problem will be fixed or im wrong?


    Thanks for believing in my rom, I have not updated because I do not have a Janice, I've never had I was compiling and user of my MaxiCM Team if you have Janice and was my tester, I am a novice developer, I come to do a rom for Xperia X8 which has now over 2 million downloads: D, never judge one rom for publication, number of stars and comments if you try it yourself, as I always say the schism rom may behave differently on 2 devices (either Janice or Xperia X8) alike, began in 2012 have ROM's for multiple devices but some circumstances have just posted the Xperia X8 and the Janice.

    Now remember to do this rom does not let money as I do because I like to spend time at the moment I'll see if I can update the rom with 4.4.4 sources, repairing small errors that rom has and add more style Xperia is like: D

    No more to say say goodbye
    Greetings from Costa Rica
    XperiAMM
    MaxiCM Team