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117micc

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so thought i would just share this little story with you guys. my weekend started like always work till 8pm Friday and coffee home to my gf and new born ugh... lol... try to play some mw3 if the baby isn't awake... Saturday get off at 3pm, but wait the girl that is supposed to come in and work the rest of the shift can't make it, n boss wants me to stay until close ( i work at cricket wireless btw ugh) i ***** and complain until they let me leave at 5pm ;) oktoberfest was going on at Aberdeen proving ground (army base near where i live) I'm like babe, before i get home find a baby sitter and we are going out for the night and get trashed lol... so baby sitter was found, my brother wanted to go so we picked him up... and come to realize there's a shot crap load of kids running around everywhere at oktoberfest :-\ oh well, I'll still get my drink on ;) we are drinking, having fun, dancing on the dance floor to a live band (which was playing some pretty good 90s music btw :)) fireworks go off like a huge show and it was pretty cool, i end up falling to the ground trying to take a picture with my gf lol, feeling pretty good... finally we are ready to call it a night... we walk to the car, me and my brother are pretty messed up at this point, my girl had only 2 maybe 3 beers in a 5 hour span, so of course she was driving... we get to the car, everyone hops in, we turn the key on just to start the radio up, do we could clean my car up a little lol, then it off no where, cops pretty much surround us :-\ my girl passes her sobriety test, but blew a 1.78 ugh... we hadn't even started the car and the arrested her for dui, f$_#?+/ police! she gets out 2 hours later, bawling her eyes out :( she calls her mom (on my brand new Samsung galaxy s III ) i don't think nothing of it, I'm like she's just upset she can talk to her mom and then we will figure crap out... she runs over to the baby sitters house to get the kids, I'm chillin on the couch, drunk as hell lol... brother is already out cold, she comes in work the kids and baby sitter and says please don't hate me? I'm like why what happened... she pulls my phone from her pocket.......... the battery is out, the back is off, and the first thing i notice milliseconds after she pulls it out ( i work in the cell phone industry) the battery sticker shows water damage, was red as the devil :-[ I'm was like NO YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!!!!! she shakes her head and i ask WHAT DID YOU DO, HOW DID YOU GET IT WET!!! she dropped it in the mother [email protected]&#*%° toilet!! i am so mad right now!!! i say it in rice all night, works fine, except camera is screwed, has water in the lens and it fc's constantly ugh.... worst weekend ever!!!!!!! then i was hung over all day Sunday ugh... should have an insurance replacement in a few days but that's $150 :-\ plus her dui... which I'm fighting of course, cuz the dumb cos never read her, her rights lmao... got any worse stories? love to see if they stack up against this one

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As long as she was behind the wheel then they can get u for dui. Also it's her word against their word on whether her rights were read to her. Who do u think they are gonna believe? The cops or someone being arrested for dui?

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My eyes... what is this? I can't even...

That's the longest run-on sentence I've ever seen...

On topic, the cops can't charge you with a DUI unless you're behind the wheel AND the key is in the ignition (regardless if the car is started or not).

Sorry about the crappy night and your phone. At least you have a replacement phone on the way.

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Ive did alot of contract work up on aberdeen proving ground. Ive got to say bro you were askig for it by lettin her get behind that wheel. Those MPs up there do not mess around at all. Only thing worst then a state trooper is a MP. They use to pull me over twice a week for random searches. Me and my girl go downtown baltimore to power plant alot and i always take light rail down then pay a cab ahead of time to get us around 1230.....1. id rather have both my phones all my tablets dropped in a toilet vs my gf getin a dwi. After lawyers, insurance and the MVA get done with you your probally looking at over 10 grand

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My Septembers just suck in general
My one month and one day old phone cracked
My Ps3 had the yellow light of death again
I lost 15 hours of final fantasy 13 gameplay a second time
School started
Comicon tickets sold out minutes before I went on the site and I need up buying them for $30 more than retail price
My new chem teacher has it out for me and grades me really harshly compared to everyone else
My savings are nearly dry (like $100 left)
When I went to preorder halo 4 limited edition at GameStop they told me they sold out (how it was a preorder?)
There is plenty more I just can't remember

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Not to ruin your weekend but they only have to read you the rights if they plan on questioning you. If they don't, or if they don't use your statements against you then they don't need to read your rights. Hey an attorney though, .0178 is over double the limit in most states and carries jail time.

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And all this with a kid at home. Time to hang up the heavy drinking hat.

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not to add insult to injury but these are words of wisdom... getting plastered usually leads to some sort of event or series of events that like wat u described make ur life hell... avoid it in the future by limiting ur consumption... u don't remember much past the drunk stage so why make memories u can't remember?
 
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so thought i would just share this little story with you guys. my weekend started like always work till 8pm Friday and coffee home to my gf and new born ugh... lol... try to play some mw3 if the baby isn't awake... Saturday get off at 3pm, but wait the girl that is supposed to come in and work the rest of the shift can't make it, n boss wants me to stay until close ( i work at cricket wireless btw ugh) i ***** and complain until they let me leave at 5pm ;) oktoberfest was going on at Aberdeen proving ground (army base near where i live) I'm like babe, before i get home find a baby sitter and we are going out for the night and get trashed lol... so baby sitter was found, my brother wanted to go so we picked him up... and come to realize there's a shot crap load of kids running around everywhere at oktoberfest :-\ oh well, I'll still get my drink on ;) we are drinking, having fun, dancing on the dance floor to a live band (which was playing some pretty good 90s music btw :)) fireworks go off like a huge show and it was pretty cool, i end up falling to the ground trying to take a picture with my gf lol, feeling pretty good... finally we are ready to call it a night... we walk to the car, me and my brother are pretty messed up at this point, my girl had only 2 maybe 3 beers in a 5 hour span, so of course she was driving... we get to the car, everyone hops in, we turn the key on just to start the radio up, do we could clean my car up a little lol, then it off no where, cops pretty much surround us :-\ my girl passes her sobriety test, but blew a 1.78 ugh... we hadn't even started the car and the arrested her for dui, f$_#?+/ police! she gets out 2 hours later, bawling her eyes out :( she calls her mom (on my brand new Samsung galaxy s III ) i don't think nothing of it, I'm like she's just upset she can talk to her mom and then we will figure crap out... she runs over to the baby sitters house to get the kids, I'm chillin on the couch, drunk as hell lol... brother is already out cold, she comes in work the kids and baby sitter and says please don't hate me? I'm like why what happened... she pulls my phone from her pocket.......... the battery is out, the back is off, and the first thing i notice milliseconds after she pulls it out ( i work in the cell phone industry) the battery sticker shows water damage, was red as the devil :-[ I'm was like NO YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!!!!! she shakes her head and i ask WHAT DID YOU DO, HOW DID YOU GET IT WET!!! she dropped it in the mother [email protected]&#*%° toilet!! i am so mad right now!!! i say it in rice all night, works fine, except camera is screwed, has water in the lens and it fc's constantly ugh.... worst weekend ever!!!!!!! then i was hung over all day Sunday ugh... should have an insurance replacement in a few days but that's $150 :-\ plus her dui... which I'm fighting of course, cuz the dumb cos never read her, her rights lmao... got any worse stories? love to see if they stack up against this one

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You could try a Aqua Dry Bag. It says it's 700X better than rice. Sucked Gin out of my moms iPhone 4.
 

117micc

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Lol nobody ever gets it right when talking blood alcohol content. .0178 is below the .08 limit that most states have and the op said 1.78 which would make her dead lol.

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Lmao I meant to say it was .178 not 1.78 ugh about double the legal limit...

Ive did alot of contract work up on aberdeen proving ground. Ive got to say bro you were askig for it by lettin her get behind that wheel. Those MPs up there do not mess around at all. Only thing worst then a state trooper is a MP. They use to pull me over twice a week for random searches. Me and my girl go downtown baltimore to power plant alot and i always take light rail down then pay a cab ahead of time to get us around 1230.....1. id rather have both my phones all my tablets dropped in a toilet vs my gf getin a dwi. After lawyers, insurance and the MVA get done with you your probally looking at over 10 grand

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well the police said its a federal court matter, not a state court matter which is better because federal court is less harsh. we had a ride, basically we turned on the battery to listen to the radio until our ride got there.

My eyes... what is this? I can't even...

That's the longest run-on sentence I've ever seen...

On topic, the cops can't charge you with a DUI unless you're behind the wheel AND the key is in the ignition (regardless if the car is started or not).

Sorry about the crappy night and your phone. At least you have a replacement phone on the way.

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And yeah I was typing it all on my phone that was just dropped into the toilet, i apologize for the punctuation and improper grammer lol



But anyways the worst part was probably her DUI, which I am looking up on the net to see what exactly constitutes as a DUI (Driving under the influence) the key word is driving, her door (the driver door) was still open and eveything, and we were smoking a cigarette, listening to the radio. I did read up on some controversy over the field sobriety test be admissible in court, plus you have to fail or do poorly on the fst for them to have probable cause to give you a breathilizer, which they made her take one, they didn't give her the option to refuse it, Or I woulda told her to refuse the breathalizer. So I def think I will get a lawyer cuz the few cases I read where the dui suspect got off and the charges were dropped, were very similar to what happened that night :/

thanks for all the info tho guys I appreciate it :p
 

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One, they don't GIVE you an option to refuse the breathalyzer. You have to verbally refuse to submit on your own volition (same goes for allowing the cops to search your car. You have the right to refuse the search, but they don't TELL you such).

Two, I've already told you... It doesn't matter that the car door was open or that she wasn't "driving" the car. As long as the key is in the ignition (even if the car isn't started), you can and will be charged with a DUI.

Back in college, a fellow fraternity brother of mine was charged with a DUI. He'd gotten drunk at a bar and had gone to his car to sleep off the alcohol. It was very cold outside (early December), he turned on his car for heat and got in the backseat to sleep. The cops found him and charged him with DUI because of this.

It doesn't matter that he wasn't "driving" at the time. Operating or potentially operating (having the key in the ignition) of the vehicle are both under the umbrella of driving. Arguing semantics or technicalities won't help in your girlfriend's case, unfortunately.

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Lmao I meant to say it was .178 not 1.78 ugh about double the legal limit...



well the police said its a federal court matter, not a state court matter which is better because federal court is less harsh. we had a ride, basically we turned on the battery to listen to the radio until our ride got there.



And yeah I was typing it all on my phone that was just dropped into the toilet, i apologize for the punctuation and improper grammer lol



But anyways the worst part was probably her DUI, which I am looking up on the net to see what exactly constitutes as a DUI (Driving under the influence) the key word is driving, her door (the driver door) was still open and eveything, and we were smoking a cigarette, listening to the radio. I did read up on some controversy over the field sobriety test be admissible in court, plus you have to fail or do poorly on the fst for them to have probable cause to give you a breathilizer, which they made her take one, they didn't give her the option to refuse it, Or I woulda told her to refuse the breathalizer. So I def think I will get a lawyer cuz the few cases I read where the dui suspect got off and the charges were dropped, were very similar to what happened that night :/

thanks for all the info tho guys I appreciate it :p
Where i live if you refuse the breathalyzer no matter the circumstances you get a dui

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Klutch84

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Where i live if you refuse the breathalyzer no matter the circumstances you get a dui

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I thought that only occurred in the circumstance that the subject failed the field sobriety test beforehand.

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rgregg504

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Cops discretion, they say you have to fail two of three fields tests but the cop is the judge on the side of the road.

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Klutch84

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Cops discretion, they say you have to fail two of three fields tests but the cop is the judge on the side of the road.

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Something seems off about that. Who's to say that cops won't pull over random people and issue DUI's to people who refuse the breathalyzer? Even if they hadn't been drinking at all?

There should be a mandatory spelling/grammar test to pass in order to have an XDA account.