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April 1st update released! GPS and wifi issues solved!!

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MRCANNADY

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Mar 13, 2009
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Hello Prime owners! Asus has just released the 04012012 update with the following fixes:

-GPS issues fixed!! GPS chip power flow enhanced, can now lock on while you are on the toilet! However, it is recommended that you open a window as using the toilet can interfere with the gps signal.

- Face unlock added! Just stare at the Prime's front camera and the Prime will open or be turned off based off your looks! Best to use after a morning shower as ugly looks can cause the Prime to reboot in disgust.

- Wifi has been completely fixed!! The Prime can now pick up a perfect signal 300 feet from your router. Signal can be enhanced if yuo gently rub the center of the screen with a circular motion.

- Battery life increased! Battery can now last two days in a singal charge. to activate this power feature, simply hold down the power button an select shut down. The prime will beep with a confirmation of the power saving mode being activated!

- Random reboots fixed! no ore rebooting when watching long sessions of porn via the web browser. Now you can stream safely without stopping your strokes with your right hand (or left)

The update will be released in the next hour or so in Europe, Germany, Africa, china and Iraq followed lastly to the U.S.

Also, Gary has chosen to pass on any secret info to me first, so I am now the official Asus contact person!!

Love you guys!
 
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jonlad1

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Ah so it is. Didn't even realise.

Yes, hopefully asus pull something special out their backside....

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Skullmonkey

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Sigh, yet another victim to people that don't know the difference between lose and loose.

Lose: to misplace. To not have. (Think about 'losing' an "o")
Loose: not tight.

Really not that hard.
 
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e.mote

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>Sigh, yet another victim to people that don't know the difference between lose and loose.

Write on! Lets due badder inglish! :)

>Didn't had my coffee :x

Oh man thats awesome.. ouch! :)
 

MRCANNADY

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Mar 13, 2009
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I'm on the toilet but I am still not getting a lock. What am I doing wrong? Does it matter if its one or two?? I can try later if I need to.

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Hmm, that's odd as its working fine for me. Let me ask, did your dinner last night include beans by any chance?? I think the chemicals produce by beams are strong enough to still cause a weak GPS signal.
 

Justin_Thyme

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Jan 22, 2012
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Sigh, yet another victim to people that don't know the difference between lose and loose.

Lose: to misplace. To not have. (Think about 'losing' an "o")
Loose: not tight.

Really not that hard.

Sigh....Yet another victim to people that dont know the difference between an online forum and a grammar class who scours forums attempting to find poor grammar or mis-spelled words or improper use of syntax.

:(:(

"There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not sure about the former." ~Albert Einstien
 

benefit14snake

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Dec 23, 2011
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Hmm, that's odd as its working fine for me. Let me ask, did your dinner last night include beans by any chance?? I think the chemicals produce by beams are strong enough to still cause a weak GPS signal.

Damnit! I had a feeling this could be the cause. Now I will have to wait for the devs to come out with beanfix2.0.

I told my wife no more bean filled burritos, but she rarely listens =)

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Feb 20, 2012
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Hello Prime owners! Asus has just released the 04012012 update with the following fixes:

-GPS issues fixed!! GPS chip power flow enhanced, can now lock on while you are on the toilet! However, it is recommended that you open a window as using the toilet can interfere with the gps signal.

- Face unlock added! Just stare at the Prime's front camera and the Prime will open or be turned off based off your looks! Best to use after a morning shower as ugly looks can cause the Prime to reboot in disgust.

- Wifi has been completely fixed!! The Prime can now pick up a perfect signal 300 feet from your router. Signal can be enhanced if yuo gently rub the center of the screen with a circular motion.

- Battery life increased! Battery can now last two days in a singal charge. to activate this power feature, simply hold down the power button an select shut down. The prime will beep with a confirmation of the power saving mode being activated!

- Random reboots fixed! no ore rebooting when watching long sessions of porn via the web browser. Now you can stream safely without stopping your strokes with your right hand (or left)

The update will be released in the next hour or so in Europe, Germany, Africa, china and Iraq followed lastly to the U.S.

Also, Gary has chosen to pass on any secret info to me first, so I am now the official Asus contact person!!

Love you guys!

You have a mean streak. I'm having trouble getting the newest update to work and you make it even worse by suggesting I'm missing out on a cure for all my Prime's quirks. :(

[Guess that makes it a good one on me]
 

blackinjun

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Jul 8, 2008
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Washington DC
Sigh....Yet another victim to people that dont know the difference between an online forum and a grammar class who scours forums attempting to find poor grammar or mis-spelled words or improper use of syntax.

:(:(

"There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not sure about the former." ~Albert Einstien

Banned because mispelled words and bad syntax can cause bricks.
 

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    Hello Prime owners! Asus has just released the 04012012 update with the following fixes:

    -GPS issues fixed!! GPS chip power flow enhanced, can now lock on while you are on the toilet! However, it is recommended that you open a window as using the toilet can interfere with the gps signal.

    - Face unlock added! Just stare at the Prime's front camera and the Prime will open or be turned off based off your looks! Best to use after a morning shower as ugly looks can cause the Prime to reboot in disgust.

    - Wifi has been completely fixed!! The Prime can now pick up a perfect signal 300 feet from your router. Signal can be enhanced if yuo gently rub the center of the screen with a circular motion.

    - Battery life increased! Battery can now last two days in a singal charge. to activate this power feature, simply hold down the power button an select shut down. The prime will beep with a confirmation of the power saving mode being activated!

    - Random reboots fixed! no ore rebooting when watching long sessions of porn via the web browser. Now you can stream safely without stopping your strokes with your right hand (or left)

    The update will be released in the next hour or so in Europe, Germany, Africa, china and Iraq followed lastly to the U.S.

    Also, Gary has chosen to pass on any secret info to me first, so I am now the official Asus contact person!!

    Love you guys!
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    Sigh, yet another victim to people that don't know the difference between lose and loose.

    Lose: to misplace. To not have. (Think about 'losing' an "o")
    Loose: not tight.

    Really not that hard.