April 1st update released! GPS and wifi issues solved!!

[MRCANNADY]

Hello Prime owners! Asus has just released the 04012012 update with the following fixes:

-GPS issues fixed!! GPS chip power flow enhanced, can now lock on while you are on the toilet! However, it is recommended that you open a window as using the toilet can interfere with the gps signal.

- Face unlock added! Just stare at the Prime's front camera and the Prime will open or be turned off based off your looks! Best to use after a morning shower as ugly looks can cause the Prime to reboot in disgust.

- Wifi has been completely fixed!! The Prime can now pick up a perfect signal 300 feet from your router. Signal can be enhanced if yuo gently rub the center of the screen with a circular motion.

- Battery life increased! Battery can now last two days in a singal charge. to activate this power feature, simply hold down the power button an select shut down. The prime will beep with a confirmation of the power saving mode being activated!

- Random reboots fixed! no ore rebooting when watching long sessions of porn via the web browser. Now you can stream safely without stopping your strokes with your right hand (or left)

The update will be released in the next hour or so in Europe, Germany, Africa, china and Iraq followed lastly to the U.S.

Also, Gary has chosen to pass on any secret info to me first, so I am now the official Asus contact person!!

Love you guys!

 

[brantje]

Dude, its 1st what where you thinking when you made that post?

 

[rmsingh]

Dude, its 1st what where you thinking when you made that post?

Ha Ha April Fool!!

 

[MRCANNADY]

Ha Ha April Fool!!

Yeah lol!!! Finally a reply that makes sense!!

 

[jonlad1]

Ah so it is. Didn't even realise.

Yes, hopefully asus pull something special out their backside....

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[brantje]

Added feature: No more losing warrenty when unlocking the bootloader

 

[MRCANNADY]

Added feature: No more loosing warrenty when unlocking the bootloader

Now you're pushing it! !!

 

[Skullmonkey]

Sigh, yet another victim to people that don't know the difference between lose and loose.

Lose: to misplace. To not have. (Think about 'losing' an "o")
Loose: not tight.

Really not that hard.

 

[brantje]

Sigh, yet another victim to people that don't know the difference between lose and loose.

Lose: to misplace. To not have. (Think about 'losing' an "o")
Loose: not tight.

Really not that hard.

Didn't had my coffee :x

 

[e.mote]

>Sigh, yet another victim to people that don't know the difference between lose and loose.

Write on! Lets due badder inglish!

>Didn't had my coffee :x

Oh man thats awesome.. ouch!

 

[Mcoupe]

I thought I was the only one drinking already this morning .

Cheers mate!


Sorry cant add a smilies i had to disable java, switch plug ins to on demand, bend over, and take one up the a@@....just to have a smooth browser....

 

[benefit14snake]

I'm on the toilet but I am still not getting a lock. What am I doing wrong? Does it matter if its one or two?? I can try later if I need to.

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[MRCANNADY]

I'm on the toilet but I am still not getting a lock. What am I doing wrong? Does it matter if its one or two?? I can try later if I need to.

Sent from my Droid Razr using Tapatalk

Hmm, that's odd as its working fine for me. Let me ask, did your dinner last night include beans by any chance?? I think the chemicals produce by beams are strong enough to still cause a weak GPS signal.

 

[Justin_Thyme]

Sigh, yet another victim to people that don't know the difference between lose and loose.

Lose: to misplace. To not have. (Think about 'losing' an "o")
Loose: not tight.

Really not that hard.

Sigh....Yet another victim to people that dont know the difference between an online forum and a grammar class who scours forums attempting to find poor grammar or mis-spelled words or improper use of syntax.



"There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not sure about the former." ~Albert Einstien

 

[benefit14snake]

Hmm, that's odd as its working fine for me. Let me ask, did your dinner last night include beans by any chance?? I think the chemicals produce by beams are strong enough to still cause a weak GPS signal.

Damnit! I had a feeling this could be the cause. Now I will have to wait for the devs to come out with beanfix2.0.

I told my wife no more bean filled burritos, but she rarely listens =)

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[NewbieKeepItSimple]

Hello Prime owners! Asus has just released the 04012012 update with the following fixes:

-GPS issues fixed!! GPS chip power flow enhanced, can now lock on while you are on the toilet! However, it is recommended that you open a window as using the toilet can interfere with the gps signal.

- Face unlock added! Just stare at the Prime's front camera and the Prime will open or be turned off based off your looks! Best to use after a morning shower as ugly looks can cause the Prime to reboot in disgust.

- Wifi has been completely fixed!! The Prime can now pick up a perfect signal 300 feet from your router. Signal can be enhanced if yuo gently rub the center of the screen with a circular motion.

- Battery life increased! Battery can now last two days in a singal charge. to activate this power feature, simply hold down the power button an select shut down. The prime will beep with a confirmation of the power saving mode being activated!

- Random reboots fixed! no ore rebooting when watching long sessions of porn via the web browser. Now you can stream safely without stopping your strokes with your right hand (or left)

The update will be released in the next hour or so in Europe, Germany, Africa, china and Iraq followed lastly to the U.S.

Also, Gary has chosen to pass on any secret info to me first, so I am now the official Asus contact person!!

Love you guys!

You have a mean streak. I'm having trouble getting the newest update to work and you make it even worse by suggesting I'm missing out on a cure for all my Prime's quirks.

[Guess that makes it a good one on me]

 

[MRCANNADY]

Damnit! I had a feeling this could be the cause. Now I will have to wait for the devs to come out with beanfix2.0.

I told my wife no more bean filled burritos, but she rarely listens =)

Sent from my Transformer Prime TF201 using Tapatalk

Try pinching your butt cheeks at each end, this will help according to a few people lmao!!

 

[Severion]

Lol ya awesome update asus, no i have gps and wifi works great,
wow even 10000$ android market credit. nice

 

[blackinjun]

Sigh....Yet another victim to people that dont know the difference between an online forum and a grammar class who scours forums attempting to find poor grammar or mis-spelled words or improper use of syntax.



"There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not sure about the former." ~Albert Einstien

Banned because mispelled words and bad syntax can cause bricks.

 

[benefit14snake]

Try pinching your butt cheeks at each end, this will help according to a few people lmao!!

Is a wipe required or can I keep my data?

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