Half-Illusion and Asylum Discussion Thread

[Utacka]

im a bit drunl bur watebaah, haååy bday tppo mreee

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[snabben]

Hoho utaka! Happy joy.

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[chasmodo]

im a bit drunl bur watebaah, haååy bday tppo mreee

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LOL

Way to go, diesel jockey, way to go.

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[chasmodo]

What are you going to get after the Note???

1. an enormous abacus

2. a lovely speckled carrier pigeon

3. a round the world trip

4. a Russian bride

5. loud and checkered underpants

6. a lobster flavored condom

7. AIDS

8. a professional hitman to dispose of the Samsuck board of directors

9. several beautiful lap-dancing girls and a bottle of expensive champagne

10. a nice, friendly Labrador to help you charm girls in the the local park

11. a ticket for the next British royal wedding whenever it happens

12. a roaring just-divorced celebration party

13. a lovely holiday at the British seaside, never mind the rain, the wind and the brown sea

14. a lengthy prison stretch

15. a new hubby in the aforementioned prison, no Vaseline

16. undivided attention of the "Yes, we scan" program

17. a cute badger called George

18. a deluxe holiday spot in Guantanamo

19. a loud, muscular German dominatrix to flog the skin off your posterior, which is bad

20. a heroin overdose, which is worse

21. another Crapsung phone, which is the worstest

22. all of the above

 

[Galaxtus]

I need a drink now before i can answer this

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[fr3ker]

What are you going to get after the Note???

1. an enormous abacus

2. a lovely speckled carrier pigeon

3. a round the world trip
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20. a heroin overdose, which is worse

21. another Crapsung phone, which is the worstest

22. all of the above

The lap dance @ the Britz seaside with expensive champagne while watching a Russian bride wearing a loud & checkered undies

 

[azliazmi]

What are you going to get after the Note???

2. a lovely speckled carrier pigeon

3. a round the world trip

4. a Russian bride

hehehehe

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[trahzebuck]

33 (4+10+19) :silly:

 

[eybee1970]

23a. A Nokia 3210 and no more wasted time in fu***** Forums :silly:
23b. A Life...

What are you going to get after the Note???

1. an enormous abacus

2. a lovely speckled carrier pigeon

3. a round the world trip

4. a Russian bride

5. loud and checkered underpants

6. a lobster flavored condom

7. AIDS

8. a professional hitman to dispose of the Samsuck board of directors

9. several beautiful lap-dancing girls and a bottle of expensive champagne

10. a nice, friendly Labrador to help you charm girls in the the local park

11. a ticket for the next British royal wedding whenever it happens

12. a roaring just-divorced celebration party

13. a lovely holiday at the British seaside, never mind the rain, the wind and the brown sea

14. a lengthy prison stretch

15. a new hubby in the aforementioned prison, no Vaseline

16. undivided attention of the "Yes, we scan" program

17. a cute badger called George

18. a deluxe holiday spot in Guantanamo

19. a loud, muscular German dominatrix to flog the skin off your posterior, which is bad

20. a heroin overdose, which is worse

21. another Crapsung phone, which is the worstest

22. all of the above

 

[Utacka]

Hey hey hey!!

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[User_99]

Hi, all fine?

 

[Hassan_Elyas]

I love the wallpapers from asylum rom. Can anyone help me with the wallpapers? Where can i get those dark creepy wallpapers?

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[ZiPxxx]

Thx

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