[Off topic] Make a wish Forum

[litetaker]

Okay, in light of Motcher's Off topic thread, I am hoping to make one more such thread. Let's play a game.

Each poster should make a wish, while simultaneously granting the wish of the previous poster. But something bad should happen while granting the wish.

Example:
Post #1: I want to be a Billionaire.

Post #2: Granted, but you blew the money on whores and now you have AIDS
I want a bottle of Coke...

And so on. Okay, I'll start.

I wish for world peace.

 

[ashclepdia]

Okay, in light of Motcher's Off topic thread, I am hoping to make one more such thread. Let's play a game.

Each poster should make a wish, while simultaneously granting the wish of the previous poster. But something bad should happen while granting the wish.

Example:
Post #1: I want to be a Billionaire.

Post #2: Granted, but you blew the money on whores and now you have AIDS
I want a bottle of Coke...

And so on. Okay, I'll start.

I wish for world peace.

granted
but now all the animals in the world have died cuz all guns are strictly used in hunting now

i wish i had a helicopter

 

[maggard5]

granted
but now all the animals in the world have died cuz all guns are strictly used in hunting now

i wish i had a helicopter

Granted: but now you've crashed and died because you didn't know how to fly.

I wish I had my own private island.

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[ashclepdia]

Granted: but now you've crashed and died because you didn't know how to fly.

I wish I had my own private island.

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granted
but now your starving to death, the island is only a 1/4 mile wide in al directions, and cannot support any trees/wildife((oh yea u got horrible sunburn now too sorry))

i wish i had unlimited wealth

 

[litetaker]

granted
but now your starving to death, the island is only a 1/4 mile wide in al directions, and cannot support any trees/wildife((oh yea u got horrible sunburn now too sorry))

i wish i had unlimited wealth

Granted. But one day, when you entered the room where you stockpiled your cash, a huge skyscraper load of cash fell on you and you died of suffocation.

I wish I had an Android Tablet.

 

[Jaydizz]

Granted, but its a non branded budget tablet with zero XDA support and no way to root.

I wish for the worlds best Cheeseburger and milkshake delivered straight to my door.

Sent from Droid X2 running CM7 Beta

 

[motcher41]

Granted, but its a non branded budget tablet with zero XDA support and no way to root.

I wish for the worlds best Cheeseburger and milkshake delivered straight to my door.

Sent from Droid X2 running CM7 Beta

Granted...now you have mad cow disease and are now lactose intolerant

I wish I had a ticket to amsterdam

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[motcher41]

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[mygraine]

Granted...now you have mad cow disease and are now lactose intolerant

I wish I had a ticket to amsterdam

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Granted..
But the connecting flight crashed and you are now stuck in the airport with a dead phone battery and no xda.

I wish I was satisfied with a stock rom.
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[king..kranium]

Granted..
But the connecting flight crashed and you are now stuck in the airport with a dead phone battery and no xda.

I wish I was satisfied with a stock rom.
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Granted but then you dropped it in the toilet with no warrenty. I wish for a pound of kush lol.


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[Ihatepullups]

Granted, but the kush is mixed in with rat poison and you're now in the hospital.

I wish for a custom made to my specifications guitar

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[KiaraTheDragon]

Granted, but the kush is mixed in with rat poison and you're now in the hospital.

I wish for a custom made to my specifications guitar

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Granted however when it arrives come to find out its a scaled replica of the guitar you wanted

i wish for a diablo 3 beta key

 

[motcher41]

Granted however when it arrives come to find out its a scaled replica of the guitar you wanted

i wish for a diablo 3 beta key

Wish granted but when you got it there was a virus that wiped the worlds computers and they traced it back to you.

I wish for a tank

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[Jubomime]

Granted, but the kush is mixed in with rat poison and you're now in the hospital.

I wish for a custom made to my specifications guitar

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Granted, however the maker of that guitar had to recall it due to
an Apple infringement suit because that guitar has the same number of strings as one of their apps.

I wish for a DROID 4 that has the same physical keyboard, but the rest of it doesn't suck ass.

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[Jubomime]

Doh!

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[motcher41]

Doh!

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Ha ha...toooo slow

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[takota6]

Denied *that super hot girl from high school is here, drunk and desperate..
Granted*that ugly girl you had when you were drunk..
Ohh I wish I was as high as a kite! With a pound of gold

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[litetaker]

Denied *that super hot girl from high school is here, drunk and desperate..
Granted*that ugly girl you had when you were drunk..
Ohh I wish I was as high as a kite! With a pound of gold

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Granted. But you tossed the pound of gold into the air, and it fell right through you, ripping a massive hole, in the kite that you now are!

I wish a sexy chick calls me for some hot coffee!

 

[Ihatepullups]

Granted, but she calls you from 300 miles away, and you lack the funds necessary to see her.

I wish for a temperpedic bed

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[MrWilliams2]

Granted, but it came with bed bugs.

I wish I was a balla.

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