Just a friendly reminder that there aren't many of us smart enough to figure out how to root this beast. If we throw a bunch of cash at them that might motivate them to work even harder. Plus, it's totally worth it! What's $50? Too much? Fine, give $5. Whatever you can afford! I bet if we got that pot up to 100k it would get solved pretty darned quick. Let's do it! Don't be a cheapskate! 
Thanks for reading. I promise not to tell you what to do other than this one time. Ha!
Thanks for reading. I promise not to tell you what to do other than this one time. Ha!